Topic: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)

[Inkling]

Mmmmm, chicken.

This chicken has been cooked, right?

[Clarke]

D:

[martyk]

Martyk was drunk last night!

[03:28] <Martyk> I am king of everutjoing
[03:28] <Martyk> except for pat
[03:28] <@Didero> Except command of the English language it would seem
[03:28] <Martyk> pat is god and jesus and god
[03:28] <Martyk> f**k you~
[03:28] <Martyk> ~
[03:28] <Martyk> !
[03:28] <Martyk> f**k
[03:29] <Martyk> I ,m,issed twive
[03:29] <Martyk> god damn you didero!

[03:30] <Martyk> I  tell you ablyt the tim I swandinved down a flight of stairs?
[03:30] <Martyk> I'm loosing trackk\
[03:30] <Martyk> I don't thin I did
[03:30] <Martyk> I'm taking to a bunch of peopl at once
[03:30] <Martyk> that's not helping
[03:31] <Martyk> ONE SECOND
[03:31] <@Didero> I don't think you did
[03:31] <Martyk> VENT RQUIRE GUITAT SOLO
[03:31] <Martyk> f**k caps lock

[03:38] <Martyk> HEELOO
[03:38] <Martyk> f**k, caps lock
[03:39] <Martyk> what?
[03:39] <Martyk> happy valentines
[03:39] <Martyk> day
[03:39] <Martyk> yes
[03:39] <Martyk> besy
[03:39] <Martyk> I love you
[03:39] <Martyk> wiuzard
[03:39] <Martyk> yiou're the bes
[03:39] <Martyk> tha!
[03:39] <Martyk> let us all moure the loss of my banana booze
[03:39] <Martyk> what?
[03:40] <Martyk> wizard isn't even here
[03:40] <@Didero> You keep making typos, but 'banana' is the word you get right
[03:40] <Martyk> shut up didero

[03:35] <Martyk> YES
[03:35] <Martyk> wait what>
[03:35] <Martyk> what?
[03:35] <Martyk> I'm just reviewing the chat
[03:35] <Martyk> and wjhat?

[emmet]

More... I need... More...

[Clarke]

Clarke: So how many languages do you know?
Clarke: Partially, even
$lim Flisch: DEUTSCH
$lim Flisch: INGLITCH
$lim Flisch: FRANCAIS
$lim Flisch: RUSSIAN
$lim Flisch: LATIN
$lim Flisch: and uh
$lim Flisch: thats it i think
Clarke: Wait, you know french and russian?
$lim Flisch: a tiny wee bit
Clarke: That's cool
$lim Flisch: je'm appele flisch :3
Clarke: You know all the languages
$lim Flisch: priviet <.< *imagine kyrillic alphabet*
Clarke: Of germany's conquerers :3
$lim Flisch: yeah
$lim Flisch: the romans were the worst :/

[martyk]

I really hope Flisch was kidding with his French there.  That was abhorant.  I speak a fair number of languages too.  English, French and Spanish, and I can sorta comprehend some German and Itallian.

My Mom though speaks all the languages.  I don't know, every once in a while she surprises me with a new one.  English, French, German, Spanish, Itallian, Latvian, Portugeese, Latin.  I think there's more still though.

[Great Distance]

Abhorant is not a word. TSK TSK.

[Doctor Z]

Listen to her, she knows Finnish.

[Great Distance]

Well, at least it's spelled wrong.

[Flisch]

That was abhorant.

I really hope martyk was kidding with his English there.

[martyk]

Look, there's a difference between a minor misspelling involving tricky letters that, heck, the spellchecker doesn't even catch, and the critical butchering of the French language you did back there.  There's a reason I thought you were kidding with that.

[PatMan33]

You're both idiots.

GD wins.

[Doctor Z]

The Finland award of English?

[Flisch]

Look, there's a difference between a minor misspelling involving tricky letters that, heck, the spellchecker doesn't even catch, and the critical butchering of the French language you did back there.  There's a reason I thought you were kidding with that.

Compare

Je'm appelle

to

Je m'appelle

Oh god... what a massacre. Considering I was reconstructing the spelling based on the pronounciation and french spelling is effed up as hell, I think I did pretty good. :D

[martyk]

That is not what you wrote.  You forgot the second "l".  Your crimes are unforgivable.