Topic: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)

[Kratok]

Well geeze, we were just talking about the BEGINNING of this thread. You can also just click that part of the quote and go directly to the post.

[Krakow Sam]

<PatMan33> how the hell do these ******* museums keep managing to get their **** stolen?
<PatMan33> I guess it's not so bad
<PatMan33> 4 of the five stolen paintings don't have a wikipedia page
<PatMan33> so they must not be important

Pat: Voice of the 21st century.

[dndfreak]

Well yeah, I mean, women's rights the NGage has a wiki page, so if you're not more significant than an NGage, then who cares about you?

You know how long it took me to come up with NGage?  I mean seriously, I stared at my screen for like 15 minutes before I came up with an alternative.  It's like madlibs, except you have to come up with punch lines that won't get you banned from forums.  Damn, that's tough.

[Plank of Wood]

Dndfreak's dreams of appearing on a new series of Whose Line died early.

[dndfreak]

lol yeah, I really don't care for censoring myself.

But I'd still make some damn good bloopers

[762]

[sarcasm]
Umm... It 2010 not 2006. We don't even know if thats real or just your weird reality.
[/sarcasm]

no that actually happened. it was a street performer in Boston.

[Rysworld]

18:24   t00swift4u:   my advice to you is to be mysteriouos
18:24   Lead:   Pfft.
18:24   t00swift4u:   with extra o's

[Grazony]

$lim Flisch: Lol Lies
$lim Flisch: stupid ass
Grazony: You said it.
$lim Flisch: but yes
$lim Flisch: who doesnt like little girls.
$lim Flisch: :9
Grazony: >_>

It never happened.

[Flisch]

01:41 - Flisch: cuz spies
01:41 - Flisch: and your mo jkersw
01:41 - Flisch: any sasnense dnetnglin?
01:41 - Tesla: oh lord

[Cyst]

hurlingPagan: WHY_WAS_|_|NV|TED_TO_TH|S_GROUP_EXACTLY
covert ops. entered chat.
covert ops.: hello
hurlingPagan: HELLO
hurlingPagan: WHY_WAS_|_|NV|TES_TO_TH|S_GROUP
covert ops.: how r u?
covert ops.: WHO KNOWS
covert ops.: !!!
hurlingPagan: WOW_YOU_CANT_SPEND_THE_SMALL_AMMOUNT_OF_ENERGY_TO_TYPE_ARE_AND_YOU
covert ops.: wat?
hurlingPagan: THAT_SADDENS_ME_TO_NO_END
covert ops.: u r seriously random u know that
hurlingPagan: PLEASE_TYPE_OUT_ALL_WORDS_D|RECTED_TOWARDS_ME
covert ops.: y?
hurlingPagan: YES_Y_IS_A_LETTER
hurlingPagan: CONGRATUALT|ONS
covert ops.: u r a DH
hurlingPagan: NOW_PLEASE_SPEAK_ENGL|SH_|N_|TS_|NTENDED_FORM
hurlingPagan: AND_TYPE_OUT_YOUR_****|NG_ACRONYMS
covert ops.: i don't speak english, i use slang, txt talk and other bits to make typing easier
hurlingPagan: WOW_YOU_ARE_SER|OUSLY_SCREWED_UP
covert ops.: u r a screw ball
hurlingPagan: YOU_DONT_EVEN_HAVE_AN_|NTEREST}NG_QU|RK
hurlingPagan: YOU_JUST_TYPE_NONSENS|CAL_LETTERS
AlmightyFuzz: When the hell did I enter this chat?
AlmightyFuzz: o.o
hurlingPagan: AT_B|RTH
covert ops.: ages ago
AlmightyFuzz: Just came off my game, turns out I'm in this chat
hurlingPagan: Covert, please type properly
AlmightyFuzz: Ahh well. Night people.
hurlingPagan: I can do it
@w3$0meN3$$: do wat
AlmightyFuzz left chat.
hurlingPagan: Type properly
@w3$0meN3$$: Y?
hurlingPagan: Please, use English and not a jumble of disjointed letters
@w3$0meN3$$: seriously, why?
hurlingPagan: Because English is the language of commerce and the Internet
@w3$0meN3$$: yes, so is text talk
hurlingPagan: Standard language or everything is English
hurlingPagan: Text talk is an abomination
@w3$0meN3$$: wat?
hurlingPagan: Like tofu
hurlingPagan: And hairless cats
@w3$0meN3$$: nope
hurlingPagan: Text talk is the language of retarde teenagers trying to look cool and hip
c0v3rT_0p$: not really, i just use it for its ese? how old r u?
c0v3rT_0p$: ease***
hurlingPagan: Dude, seriously, learn how to write the goddamn language..
c0v3rT_0p$: true, but he internet isn't the real world, it is a virtual world
hurlingPagan: It is the real world. It is part of the 4th dimension in the multiverse
Covert_Ops: seriously how old are you?
Covert_Ops: like 20
hurlingPagan: Old enough
hurlingPagan: How old do I sound?
hurlingPagan: Because you sound like a 5 year old.
Covert_Ops: umm, either a really annoying 20 year old
Covert_Ops: or
hurlingPagan: Or?
Covert_Ops: a really retarded person of unknown age
Covert_Ops: was i close
hurlingPagan: I am not retarded. I am far from any mental or physical disability.
hurlingPagan: I am old enough to understand English the way it was intended.
DINOSAURS GO MEOW _^.^_:
Covert_Ops: me too
hurlingPagan: Why no capital letters then?
hurlingPagan: And why abbreviate words that are 2 - 4 letters long?
Covert_Ops: because my shift button is stuffed
hurlingPagan: Then tap caps lock once and then a letter and then caps lock again.
hurlingPagan: Like so.
Covert_Ops: hmph
hurlingPagan: Hmph? You can't come up with any thing better than hmph?
Covert_Ops: hmph
hurlingPagan: I understand Eglish so thoroughly that I can spell fluffy in a non-standard fashion
DarkSilver entered chat.
DarkSilver left chat.
hurlingPagan: Ghghghghgh
DINOSAURS GO MEOW _^.^_ left chat.
hurlingPagan: Fluffy
Covert_Ops left chat.
hurlingPagan: I won

[emmet]

[23:41] <Celdur> tales of innocence :O
[23:42]  * Yokto shoot Celdur with his Long Las
[23:42] <Kratok> Telling of the Manatee
[23:42] <Celdur> your long las?
[23:42] <Kratok> His looong las
[23:43] <Yokto> Yep. It burns stuff
[23:43] <Celdur> ...
[23:43] <Celdur> this is getting weird

I'm sorry, there coulda been something going on here that I missed, but so much innuendo.

[Cyst]

Meh

Removed because neo didn't want this **** up in here.

[Doctor Z]

Huh.


...


>>;


So you're a god now?

[Cyst]

Yes

[emmet]

HA HA.

I specifically said that wasn't going to be quoted ~ KS