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No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #271 on: March 14, 2007, 11:38:51 am »
100. Do not reply to any stupid/useless posts made by Great Distance.
Although it might be tempting to tell her exactly how stupid that was, you should remember that she still thinks that other people can read her thoughts. This often causes her to leave things unexplained, and thus making her look dumb. When that happens, you should just ignore her and move on. At least do no quote her post days after and make her remember the mistake she has done again.

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #272 on: March 14, 2007, 11:47:29 am »
/ignore

just following the rules

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That quote is actualy very witty, Celdur. I suggest you use that in your signature.

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #273 on: March 14, 2007, 11:55:44 am »
And you should be, too.

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #274 on: March 14, 2007, 02:47:06 pm »
Flamester: im in ovi

7 who ate 9: WHAT!?!?

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We'll hold that against you until you leave these forums you know :P

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #275 on: March 16, 2007, 09:40:54 am »
101. Do not click any links.
Do NOT click any links! Seriously, it's not my fault if you get hurt, or traumatised, or have to rip your eyes out and rinse out your vacant eyesockets with acid after finding the horrors of the internet. So do NOT click any links.

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #276 on: March 17, 2007, 12:02:10 am »
specially nothing like lime group. Thats not it but its a warning!

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #277 on: April 01, 2007, 10:16:31 am »
Malt!?: The LadyM/Oviraptor switch is confsuing the hell out of me

ˇOvi!™: Oh yeah?

Gunneroid: Yeah

You changed in the last two secs

And then before that

ˇOvi!™: Am I me?

Gunneroid: No

You are LadyM_

Who was Ladym

Who was Oviraptor_

Who was LadyRaptor

Who was Oviraptor

Who was LadyM

Kratok: Oviraptor is Overaptor right now

LadyM is LadyM

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #278 on: April 01, 2007, 12:02:37 pm »
Wait, so are you Oviraptor or Lady M?
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We'll hold that against you until you leave these forums you know :P

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #279 on: April 01, 2007, 12:03:39 pm »
The underscore at the end of their names means that they have switched.

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #280 on: April 06, 2007, 04:18:55 pm »
7 who ate 9: yes or no

Gunneroid: Yay!

I upgraded my internet!

Teh Internets!

Sent at 03:32 pm on Friday.

GD: Thank goodness, the thread killer is locked.

Sent at 03:35 pm on Friday.

Gunneroid: I know

Celdur: who ended it..

Gunneroid: LAdyM

7 who ate 9: shut up Celdur

you know how hard it is being a talking ball?

Celdur: lol

7 who ate 9: That can only say yes and no!

Celdur: wel it would be harder if you had more lines

7 who ate 9: I wish i could type the answer

Gunneroid: I said "Did 7 who ate 9 lead me here?"

It said "Yes"

Celdur: lol ask more then

Sent at 03:41 pm on Friday.

7 who ate 9: I left that site

Gunneroid: "Is Celdur Gay?"

Celdur: oh..

7 who ate 9: It wont answer anymore

Gunneroid: "Most Likely"

:D

7 who ate 9: it will answer atumatikly though

Celdur: ha the ball is wrong

and what do you have against gays?

it is discriminating

Gunneroid: Nothing actually

7 who ate 9: Good point

Gunneroid: Kratok though...

7 who ate 9: ewveryone makes gay jokes and mexican jokes were I live

Gunneroid: Same

Celdur: mexican?

Gunneroid: And Chinese jokes...

7 who ate 9: Yeah

Celdur: wtf?

Gunneroid: From like? The '20s?

7 who ate 9: no chise jokes here

Gunneroid: Yeah

Celdur: example?

YOU ARE A MEXICAN HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

AAAHAHAHAA

...

Gunneroid: Yeah

Celdur: no way....

7 who ate 9: They just allways say "mexicans are so lazy, they are poor and never do anywork."

Gunneroid: Thats how "hilarious" they are

GD: Here people make Swedish and Russian jokes

Neo Yokto: ok Neo Yokto will go now for a wile

Gunneroid: Illegal immigrants FOUNDED the damn country

Neo Yokto: Cya all

Neo Yokto has left.

Gunneroid: TERRORISTS started the government

Celdur: hold it...

mexicans?

7 who ate 9: They don;t even make fun of illegal imigrants

Celdur: MEXICANS?!

Gunneroid: No

7 who ate 9: they just make fun of all mexicans!

Celdur: what the hell is that as a curseword

Gunneroid: The English WERE illegal immigrants

Celdur: i thought gay was bad...or your mum...but this...

Gunneroid: Yeah

Celdur: it sounds more like a spoof or something

Gunneroid: Gay really isn't that bad

Celdur: of a real curse word

7 who ate 9: The weird thing is, the people that make the mexican jokes are related to mexicans

Celdur: wel it is if its one of those wanna be females...that IS bad

7 who ate 9: how?

Girls are nicer then boys usaully

Celdur: well they can be gay but there still guys

they have to live with that

7 who ate 9: I actaully like guys pretending to be girls better then gays

Celdur: ?

so you know guys who want to be girls but arnt gay?

7 who ate 9: no

girls are nicer then boys, but they have moodswings, so if guys act like girls they will be nice without moodswings

so gays are like, perfect humans...

Gunneroid: Hmmm?

Celdur: :S

but girlie mans are so...weird

Gunneroid: Kinda

Celdur: they dont 100% act like woman

Gunneroid: Well they can't can they?

7 who ate 9: well, each person is different

Celdur: wel they can like whatever they want but they cant change who they are

7 who ate 9: that is why steroypicaling is stupid

Gunneroid: Yeah

*high fives*

7 who ate 9: not all guys are stupid and mean, and not all girls are moodswingy and bitchy

Gunneroid: Yeah

7 who ate 9: which, is why I hate mexican jokes

Gunneroid: Yeah

7 who ate 9: people think that if they are mexican they well be dirty and poor

Gunneroid: Hmmm?

HMMMM?

Celdur: but mexicans are lazy and poor

Gunneroid: No

Celdur: :P

Gunneroid: I am Dutch

:D

Celdur: o rly?

Gunneroid: Yeah

Celdur: where?

Gunneroid: Hmmm?

In America

My ancestry

Celdur: ...so talk dutch then

i dare you :P

7 who ate 9: my mac has a remote

i can control it from far away

Gunneroid: Heh

7 who ate 9: that could be fun...

this is my families computer

and my sister go on it alot

Celdur: hehe

Gunneroid: Smart

Celdur: my brother is a wow adict and i can shut down the internetz with the pres of a button

hehehe

7 who ate 9: oh crap, i was messing withmy remote and know there is mucis on

Celdur: lets make a bot army on runescape and annoy people!...

who can make bots?...

nah jk

Person21 has joined.

7 who ate 9: Can you even do that?

GD: Hello

Celdur: yes

7 who ate 9: I would if I could but I can't so I wont

Celdur: i know a guy who has like 400 bots

he can only activate 40 at a time though

its funny

he can just attack rondom ppl with 40 guys at a time

drives people nuts

7 who ate 9: lol

Celdur: well they dont all attack but the al stand around the target

7 who ate 9: i would totally do that

Celdur: so he cant do anything

and its really easy to get rich etc.

i mean 40 miners..

7 who ate 9: We should make a team of super trolls that go around the internet spamming a flaming

Celdur: then you can buy armour for all your bots

no...

7 who ate 9: OMG!

I just got a plan!

Celdur: *runs*

7 who ate 9: Ok, are you part of that conspiracy thing?

Celdur: i cant hear you! LALALA

Gunneroid: I am Majestic

7 who ate 9: Were we make a symbol and place it around the web?

Gunneroid: You DID NOT come to Gaming Steve

Celdur: hehe eon8 :P

Gunneroid: You DID NOT find anything suspicsous

You WERE on illegal drugs.

You ARE on your way home

Celdur: ...

Gunneroid: Now go

Celdur: you forgot to flash the light

Gunneroid: This will all be over soon

Celdur: so it doesnt work

Gunneroid: *shoots gun at Celdurs face*

Celdur: *catches bullet with teeth*

Gunneroid: I AM Majestic not MIB, they are a myth

It wasn't a bullet

Laser

Celdur: spits it back at gunner with 200KM/H

ha there is no such thing yet

Person21 has left.

Celdur: wel not harmful

Gunneroid: It was an invisible laser, that erases your memory with the presets I announced

You do not know about our things

You never saw anything.

7 who ate 9: ok

Celdur: what things?

7 who ate 9: Whats going on

Gunneroid: *pushes them into a strange car*

7 who ate 9: I cant remember the last weak

Gunneroid: Nothing

You just got high

Now go

7 who ate 9: thats unlike me

I dont do drugs

Celdur: me neiother

neither

7 who ate 9: im 12!

Gunneroid: You do

You did

7 who ate 9: And how are you guys

Celdur: 12?!

7 who ate 9: I do not know anyof you!

Celdur, you knew allready

aren't you like 11?

Celdur: im almost 7!

Gunneroid: You were in contact

7 who ate 9: seriously?

Gunneroid: Your parents were arrested

Celdur: 17 that is

Gunneroid: You all were abused by your parents

7 who ate 9: Were am I!? This is not the desert!

Gunneroid: We erased your mind

You were moved to a safe house

7 who ate 9: What!? I had cool parents!?

Gunneroid: Your parents where trying to kill your

Celdur: why are you pulling my pants down gunner?

stop it!

Gunneroid: That isn't me

That is 7

7 who ate 9: No

Celdur: 7! go eat 9 or something

7 who ate 9: OMg! look out!

The kougra has your pants!

Celdur: kouwa?

Gunneroid: ...

Go, get in that bus

Celdur: please dont tel me that came from the cc

Gunneroid: It will be ok...

Celdur: BEHIND YOU!

*runs*

Gunneroid: I do not fall for simple tricks

7 who ate 9: Quick we need to gt out of here!

Celdur: but im already gone

Gunneroid: You are only aggravating the government

Celdur: i AM the government

...

i take that back

7 who ate 9: Strange man who is telling me lies, meet me in pheonix, we will talk there!

Celdur: where the hel is that?

7 who ate 9: Arizona!

Gunneroid: You are only aggravating the True Government

Celdur: a well il hae a beer at the lonely sheep

7 who ate 9: *runs on bus, leaving gunner with the kogra*

Gunneroid: *calms kogra down*

Its ok

*calls The Black Helicopters

*

7 who ate 9: *Gets off bus hours later*

Celdur: DUCK

7 who ate 9: Where am I?

Celdur: look its a duck!

7 who ate 9: Ah!

oh

Celdur: how cute

7 who ate 9: I thought you mean some guy was shoting us

so we should duck

so, were are we?

Celdur: at the lonely sheep

7 who ate 9: is that a stipper club? Sounds sick.

Celdur: no its a cafe

7 who ate 9: We should get to Arizona though, the strange man needs to talk to me

plust that's were I live

Gunneroid: *Helicopters fly over town*

7 who ate 9: Wait, what state are we in Celdur?

Actually, whaty country?

And who has the name Celdur anyhow

very silly name

Celdur: we are in the core

and its elvish...

Gunneroid: *loud voicce* THIS IS THE US GOVERNMENT, WE HAVE REPORTS OF POSSIBLE TERRORIST ACTIVITIES, YOU ARE BEING QUARINTINED, AND SOON GOING TO BE NUKED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. HAVE A NICE TWO DAYS.

7 who ate 9: Sounds conspiracy filled Celdur

the core is a rather odd name to

Gunneroid: *presses nuke button early*

*watches the escapees burn*

Celdur: GRAB MY HANDS

NOWZ

ok then not *teleports*

7 who ate 9: *holds hands with Celdur*

Celdur: wow that was just in time

Gunneroid: Teleports only lead to the Majestic fools

7 who ate 9: I knoes, we are we now?

oh

Gunneroid: The only way out of the Rabbit hole is to join...

Celdur: at the majestic fools

say majestic fools what shal we do?

7 who ate 9: Hey strange government dude, waht were you trying to tell me before that kugra gave celdure a blow job?

Gunneroid: Hmmm?

7 who ate 9: Oh, and nice job fighting the kugra

Gunneroid: We killed your parents and family

7 who ate 9: we left on a bus

Celdur: GOOO TO THE KLINKIE WINKIE

7 who ate 9: Oh, that sucks

Gunneroid: You have no place in any government

7 who ate 9: your a jerk

Celdur: said the majestic fools

7 who ate 9: why did you do that?

Celdur: lets go 7

Gunneroid: Because

You cannot leav

I cannot leave

Celdur: stop chating with the goverment they nuke us

why not?

7 who ate 9: No, they tried to nuke us

Mr. Government your conspiracy has many plot holes

Celdur: is there a plot?

7 who ate 9: first you said you erased our memories, now you are saying you filled our parents?

Gunneroid: Yes

WE erased your memorie

Celdur: we did?

7 who ate 9: but why?

Celdur: oh

wait

Gunneroid: You cannot remember anything related to their death, or Rockwell

Celdur: 7 doesnt know im from the goverment

Gunneroid: Well

Celdur: oops

7 who ate 9: oh snap!

The plot thickens!

*runs away*

Celdur: no it gets more thin...

and you are faling of

Wow...
:O
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It's true.

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #281 on: April 06, 2007, 04:22:10 pm »
tldr

Care to summarise? =_=

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #282 on: April 06, 2007, 04:29:50 pm »
Part 2 - WTF
right in our hands...

muhahahhhh...yeah

7 who ate 9: I don;t get this

Celdur: me neither

http://bandcremix.ytmnd.com/ awsome

7 who ate 9: your the government and you don;t get your own conspiracy!?

Celdur: no...

look at the president man!

duh

7 who ate 9: well, then who does understand the sonpiracy?

conspiracy*

Celdur: you do

7 who ate 9: because I got to know now

Oh?

Celdur: just think

7 who ate 9: Ok

*thinks*

Celdur: http://bandcremix.ytmnd.com/ with this in the background

and some cheese on your head

7 who ate 9: Omg of course!

The kugra is the key!

Celdur: ?

7 who ate 9: Kugras live in AZ!

I never left my home the whole time!

Celdur: yay...

but i live in holland

Gunneroid: Yes

Celdur: but i was never with the government

i was a mole!

Gunneroid: Majestic rules all non-monarchies

Celdur: of a mole!

7 who ate 9: OMG!

Celdur: of a mole!

i mean...

wel you get the point

Gunneroid: Yes

7 who ate 9: Wait, so there is some type of war between moles going on here?!

Gunneroid is now gabber698

Celdur: yes

gabber698 is now Majestic 5

Celdur: i am actualy a spy of the super best friends

7 who ate 9: Never midn then, I can not comprehend the conspiracy

Majestic 5: I am truly the fith member

Celdur: and i spy upon the worlds darkest place

Majestic 5 has logged in as Gunneroid.

7 who ate 9: So, how do we get out of here?

Celdur: called the white house

ironic huh

7 who ate 9: out of this white room thing?

112 has joined.

Celdur: we call aquaman

7 who ate 9: ok

GD: Hi 112

Gunneroid: I will show you the "Wikipedia's" version of our story

112: Hi

Celdur: ...you got his number?

7 who ate 9: Yes, aquaman's numer is 112

Gunneroid: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majestic_12

112: uh, what?

7 who ate 9: it is very very short

Celdur: no thats the alarm number of holland

im serious

112: what are you talking about?

And finland, Celdur

Celdur: AND finland

GD: yep

Celdur: beans and cornbread

7 who ate 9: So aquaman, can you get us out of here?

We are stuck

in a room

and it smells

Gunneroid: With no water

You are "ssssscrewed"

Celdur: yes i have a glass

Gunneroid: Losssser

Celdur: he is in the glass

of water

7 who ate 9: Aquaman is in a glass of water?

that's just stupid

Gunneroid: Exxxxactly

Celdur: its the truth

so aqua man use you powers!

Gunneroid: *takes out distenegrator*

7 who ate 9: wait a second, aquaman is the key!

Gunneroid: We got tththissss in 1959...

Celdur: and a WHALE lands on gunner!

Gunneroid: *shoots at the whale

Celdur: kaBLAM

Gunneroid: It melts

Celdur: :S

Gunneroid: Shoots at aquaman*

Celdur: you cant kil him

7 who ate 9: No! don't shot aquaman! he is the key!

Celdur: he is to useles for that

Gunneroid: *I get up, with a grey skinned head, no nose, big forehead, and big eyes*

You.....

7 who ate 9: He is the key to the lost temple!

Gunneroid: *skin melts further... until there is just a mutilated corpse*

7 who ate 9: wow, the government guy was an alien this whole tim

e

time*

Celdur: lets ni him!

NI

NI

NI

7 who ate 9: NI!

NI!

Celdur: NI

7 who ate 9: Wait, he is allready dead!
:O
Also, Gunner is one of the children.
It's true.

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #283 on: April 06, 2007, 04:53:24 pm »
The RP Gunner randomly broke into! (without all the extra crap!)
Part 1!


Gunneroid: You DID NOT come to Gaming Steve

Celdur: hehe eon8 :P

Gunneroid: You DID NOT find anything suspicsous

You WERE on illegal drugs.

You ARE on your way home

Celdur: ...

Gunneroid: Now go

Celdur: you forgot to flash the light

Gunneroid: This will all be over soon

Celdur: so it doesnt work

Gunneroid: *shoots gun at Celdurs face*

Celdur: *catches bullet with teeth*

Gunneroid: I AM Majestic not MIB, they are a myth

It wasn't a bullet

Laser

Celdur: spits it back at gunner with 200KM/H

ha there is no such thing yet

Person21 has left.

Celdur: wel not harmful

Gunneroid: It was an invisible laser, that erases your memory with the presets I announced

You do not know about our things

You never saw anything.

7 who ate 9: ok

Celdur: what things?

7 who ate 9: Whats going on

Gunneroid: *pushes them into a strange car*

7 who ate 9: I cant remember the last weak

Gunneroid: Nothing

You just got high

Now go

7 who ate 9: thats unlike me

I dont do drugs

Celdur: me neiother

neither

7 who ate 9: im 12!

Gunneroid: You do

You did

7 who ate 9: And how are you guys

Celdur: 12?!

7 who ate 9: I do not know anyof you!

Celdur, you knew allready

aren't you like 11?

Celdur: im almost 7!

Gunneroid: You were in contact

7 who ate 9: seriously?

Gunneroid: Your parents were arrested

Celdur: 17 that is

Gunneroid: You all were abused by your parents

7 who ate 9: Were am I!? This is not the desert!

Gunneroid: We erased your mind

You were moved to a safe house

7 who ate 9: What!? I had cool parents!?

Gunneroid: Your parents where trying to kill your

Celdur: why are you pulling my pants down gunner?

stop it!

Gunneroid: That isn't me

That is 7

7 who ate 9: No

Celdur: 7! go eat 9 or something

7 who ate 9: OMg! look out!

The kougra has your pants!

Celdur: kouwa?

Gunneroid: ...

Go, get in that bus

Celdur: please dont tel me that came from the cc

Gunneroid: It will be ok...

Celdur: BEHIND YOU!

*runs*

Gunneroid: I do not fall for simple tricks

7 who ate 9: Quick we need to gt out of here!

Celdur: but im already gone

Gunneroid: You are only aggravating the government

Celdur: i AM the government

...

i take that back

7 who ate 9: Strange man who is telling me lies, meet me in pheonix, we will talk there!

Celdur: where the hel is that?

7 who ate 9: Arizona!

Gunneroid: You are only aggravating the True Government

Celdur: a well il hae a beer at the lonely sheep

7 who ate 9: *runs on bus, leaving gunner with the kogra*

Gunneroid: *calms kogra down*

Its ok

*calls The Black Helicopters

*

7 who ate 9: *Gets off bus hours later*

Celdur: DUCK

7 who ate 9: Where am I?

Celdur: look its a duck!

7 who ate 9: Ah!

oh

Celdur: how cute

7 who ate 9: I thought you mean some guy was shoting us

so we should duck

so, were are we?

Celdur: at the lonely sheep

7 who ate 9: is that a stipper club? Sounds sick.

Celdur: no its a cafe

7 who ate 9: We should get to Arizona though, the strange man needs to talk to me

plust that's were I live

Gunneroid: *Helicopters fly over town*

7 who ate 9: Wait, what state are we in Celdur?

Actually, whaty country?

And who has the name Celdur anyhow

very silly name

Celdur: we are in the core

and its elvish...

Gunneroid: *loud voicce* THIS IS THE US GOVERNMENT, WE HAVE REPORTS OF POSSIBLE TERRORIST ACTIVITIES, YOU ARE BEING QUARINTINED, AND SOON GOING TO BE NUKED. THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME. HAVE A NICE TWO DAYS.

7 who ate 9: Sounds conspiracy filled Celdur

the core is a rather odd name to

Gunneroid: *presses nuke button early*

*watches the escapees burn*

Celdur: GRAB MY HANDS

NOWZ

ok then not *teleports*

7 who ate 9: *holds hands with Celdur*

Celdur: wow that was just in time

Gunneroid: Teleports only lead to the Majestic fools

7 who ate 9: I knoes, we are we now?

oh

Gunneroid: The only way out of the Rabbit hole is to join...

Celdur: at the majestic fools

say majestic fools what shal we do?

7 who ate 9: Hey strange government dude, waht were you trying to tell me before that kugra gave celdure a blow job?

Gunneroid: Hmmm?

7 who ate 9: Oh, and nice job fighting the kugra

Gunneroid: We killed your parents and family

7 who ate 9: we left on a bus

Celdur: GOOO TO THE KLINKIE WINKIE

7 who ate 9: Oh, that sucks

Gunneroid: You have no place in any government

7 who ate 9: your a jerk

Celdur: said the majestic fools

7 who ate 9: why did you do that?

Celdur: lets go 7

Gunneroid: Because

You cannot leav

I cannot leave

Celdur: stop chating with the goverment they nuke us

why not?

7 who ate 9: No, they tried to nuke us

Mr. Government your conspiracy has many plot holes

Celdur: is there a plot?

7 who ate 9: first you said you erased our memories, now you are saying you filled our parents?

Gunneroid: Yes

WE erased your memorie

Celdur: we did?

7 who ate 9: but why?

Celdur: oh

wait

Gunneroid: You cannot remember anything related to their death, or Rockwell

Celdur: 7 doesnt know im from the goverment

Gunneroid: Well

Celdur: oops

7 who ate 9: oh snap!

The plot thickens!

*runs away*

Celdur: no it gets more thin...

and you are faling of

Wow...




Part 2 is posted by gunner
Quote from: Quantum Burrito
Mary Poppins was hot. Full of golden ratio goodness. I'd be the derivative of her function any day of the week.
We'll hold that against you until you leave these forums you know :P

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Re: Fireside Chats (nobody anywhere endorses this thread)
« Reply #284 on: April 06, 2007, 04:55:02 pm »
Part 3! The last part!

7 who ate 9: Wait, he is allready dead!

we should find a way out of this room

Celdur: is he?

are you sure?

7 who ate 9: yeah

Gunneroid: *twitches*

Celdur: really?

Gunneroid: NOOOOOO!

Celdur: LOOK

NI

NI

7 who ate 9: NI!

NI!

Celdur: NI

7 who ate 9: NI!

NI!

Celdur: NI

7 who ate 9: NI!

Celdur: NI

NI

Gunneroid: *upper body crawls towards Celdur*

Celdur: eek

7 who ate 9: No!

Celdur: crawl in neck of 7

kil him!

NI NI NI

7 who ate 9: He could mind control us or something!

NI!

NI!

NI!

NI!

Celdur: NI

7 who ate 9: NI!

NIIIIIIII!!

Gunneroid: *bites Celdurs leg*

Celdur: how? im in 7`s neck

7 who ate 9: No, no your not

Celdur: you have no uper body

7 who ate 9: you wont fit

Gunneroid: NOOOOO!

Gunneroid is now gabber675

Celdur: im ON 7`s neck...sigh

gabber675 is now Dead

Dead has left.

7 who ate 9: cool

Celdur: yes

gets of nexk

neck*

ok hold my hand

112 has left.

7 who ate 9: no lets use that giant whale to get out of here

Celdur: didnt it melt?

7 who ate 9: *use gaint whale to get out of here*

no, gunner melted

Freedom!

Hey look, we are on the moon

that is ery odd

Celdur: oh there is a piece of break

7 who ate 9: very*

Celdur: bread*

7 who ate 9: lets spilt it

Celdur: and a shrim or something...

shrimp*

7 who ate 9: I like shrimp

so, i think I figured out the conspiracy

Some guy found a lost tempel full of tresures, and the only way in is the key

which is aquaman

and people have been fighting over him sence

which isn't really a conspiracy

but I just decided to make one up

so we can finish this RP and I can leave

Celdur: bye

7 who ate 9: no!

don't leave!

we need to find the tresure!

Celdur: i was saying it to you

7 who ate 9: Oh

Celdur: because i thought youd leave

7 who ate 9: I don't need to leave

But I will once I get the tresure

This is like an episode of lost

Celdur: i get 80 %

7 who ate 9: you can't just turn it off

no Celdur, we destroy the tresure

it is making a bunch of wars and ****

Celdur: but i want

7 who ate 9: no, i will drive you made with greed!

it*

So, we need to find a way to get off the moon

or somehing

Celdur: *jumps*

7 who ate 9: Good Idea!

*Leaps*

Celdur: uh...

where flying at the atmosphere

we wil burn in 1 minutes

its a miracle we didnt choke

7 who ate 9: dude, we can breathe in space

I don't think the laws of physics count for us

Celdur: ok i have a plan

HOLD MY HANDS!!!

7 who ate 9: shot

ok!

*holds hands*

Celdur: now say i love you

7 who ate 9: I love you!

Celdur: now KIS ME!!!

7 who ate 9: Ok!

I kis you!

Celdur: ok now take of your pants

7 who ate 9: (kis isn't a word, so I will make up a definetion) Kis mans tto punch in the face

unlamp has left.

Celdur: sigh...mr wise guys

guy*

just do as i say

7 who ate 9: We are on earth now, right next to the temple

we are really lucky

Celdur: there are only 2 girls here

7 who ate 9: and good at jumping

GD isn't a girl

Celdur: ...

since when...

7 who ate 9: and neither is kaze

we are on teh internetz man

Celdur: there al 50 year old pervs

7 who ate 9: there are no girls!

Celdur: wel a smal % is

and since there are lik 5 womans on this site

i mean this isnt wow

7 who ate 9: No! Everyone on the internet wants to kill you!

Celdur: do i want to kil me?

7 who ate 9: no, you want to track me down using internet magic hacking skills and rape me

Celdur: do i have those?

7 who ate 9: of corse

acording to my local medai, everyone on the internet can find out where you live with haxing

Celdur: ok

hax: where do you live?

7 who ate 9: OMG! A PREDETOR!

Celdur: this is kotor style

7 who ate 9: So anyway, that is some pretty nice tempul

Celdur: not like [hax] or something

yes

7 who ate 9: has like, gold and stuff

Celdur: *tempel colapses*

7 who ate 9: oh ****

Celdur: o noez!

7 who ate 9: Did you do that?

Celdur: no!

...

well maybe

lets just go home

7 who ate 9: No

!

We need to stop that war

Celdur: yes

!

we did!

7 who ate 9: the war killed my parents!

Celdur: no it didnt

there right here!

7 who ate 9: omg!

Neo Yokto has joined.

7 who ate 9: Mom! dad!

Celdur: in the temple!....oh...

Neo Yokto: Hi all

Celdur: im sorry

7 who ate 9: ah well, thats life

Celdur: the temple crushed them

Neo Yokto: Any of you Wine experts?

Celdur: thats true

yes i am

7 who ate 9: this will pass over in a few years anyway

Quote from: Quantum Burrito
Mary Poppins was hot. Full of golden ratio goodness. I'd be the derivative of her function any day of the week.
We'll hold that against you until you leave these forums you know :P