EDIT: To clarify, Syphonbyte wanted to create a place where interesting quotes from the gamingsteve chatroom could be posted. Apparently some things got posted he didn't want his good name to be associated with, and so I offered to make this new thread. Syphonbyte is not in any way responsible for the content of this thread, and for that matter, neither am I. Whatever you post here is your own damn business and any shame belongs solely to you.
762: Anyway, this street performer was riding a 6 foot tall unicycle
And he was juggling
At the same time
And the objects he was juggling were an apple, a juggling pin, and a machete
Kratok: pansy
should have been all machetes
on fire
762: Well, he ate the apple while juggling
Kratok: but did he eat a flaming machete?
or even a non-flaming one?
762: And made lewd sexual references while doing it
Kratok: did he have sex with your girlfriend though?
