Author Topic: One does not simply WHAT into Mordor? (Read 9900 times)

Gnoll · « **on:** December 17, 2009, 04:02:58 pm »

Just think of any mode of transportation, and say, "One does not simply _ into Mordor."
Borrowed from Halolz.

Grazony · « **Reply #1 on:** December 17, 2009, 04:10:55 pm »

"One does not simply roll into Mordor."

Yuu · « **Reply #2 on:** December 17, 2009, 04:12:42 pm »

"One dost not simply fly, using their giant bird friends, into Mordor."

Rysworld · « **Reply #3 on:** December 17, 2009, 04:24:38 pm »

One does not simply wok into Mordor.

Gnoll · « **Reply #4 on:** December 17, 2009, 04:32:49 pm »

"One does not simply use your lazar as a rocket to launch into Mordor."

martyk · « **Reply #5 on:** December 17, 2009, 04:53:33 pm »

Yokto · « **Reply #6 on:** December 17, 2009, 05:55:46 pm »

"One dost not simply fly, using their giant bird friends, into Mordor."

Considering Mordor has Fell Beast on is side that is probably not so odd.

Cow · « **Reply #7 on:** December 17, 2009, 07:49:08 pm »

Snork · « **Reply #8 on:** December 18, 2009, 01:57:46 am »

One does not simply step through some large, shiny-red vaginal portal into Mordor.
You go to Oblivion instead.

Gnoll · « **Reply #9 on:** December 31, 2009, 07:55:25 am »

One does not simply ride a broom into Mordor, Marisa.

bad Karma · « **Reply #10 on:** December 31, 2009, 08:07:20 am »

One does not simply jump in a bandwagon and ride into Mordor.

Snork · « **Reply #11 on:** December 31, 2009, 08:24:55 am »

One does not simply walk into Mordor.....
..One must DANCE

GroxGlitch · « **Reply #12 on:** December 31, 2009, 08:47:11 am »

One does not simply walk into Mordor.....
HE RUNS FOR HIS PRECIOUS LITTLE LIFE!

Gnoll · « **Reply #13 on:** December 31, 2009, 10:31:33 am »

One does not simply DO A BARREL ROLL into Mordor. One must TRY A SOMERSAULT.

bad Karma · « **Reply #14 on:** December 31, 2009, 10:52:02 am »

One Simply does not walk, Yoda into mordor he must.