I Live in the 20th crappiest town in England... it redeems itself by being in Oxfordshire. Which has a good university in it doncherknow.
Naturally I do not attend this university, choosing instead to spend all my time in Aberystwyth on the Welsh coast.
Wales being known for rain, beer, rain, sleet, rain, wind, rain, wind, fish and chips, rain, inbreeding, the many plain, always pale, women and of course the wind. Also Pot noodles and cheese on toast.
Aberystwyth specifically distinguishes itself by being full of people not from Wales (see: Normals), and by having the highest pubs per capita in Britain.