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Games, Games, and More Games => Forum Games => Topic started by: Malt on January 13, 2007, 05:31:27 pm
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It's simple, just post "_____ vs. _____". Then, the next poster will say who they think would win, providing a reason(if they want). They will then post their own fight, etc. That's it.
To start this off interestingly.....
The Unstoppable Force vs. The Immovable Object!
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The Unstoppable Force
Stop the rock,
Stop the rock
Stop the rock,
Stop the rock
Stop the rock,
Can't stop the rock
You can't stop the rock, stop the rock
Stop the rock, can't stop the rock
You can's stop the rock,
Can't stop the rock...
Knife vs. Gun
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The Unstoppable Force:
http://thottbot.com/?i=40529 (http://thottbot.com/?i=40529)
The Immovable Object:
http://thottbot.com/?i=38252 (http://thottbot.com/?i=38252)
WoW terms, the Unstopable force is way more 1337.
I made this for the Malt's. And I ain't putting effort in it to just delete it. Anyhow onto the next one:
Knife of course. The gun isn't gonna pull it's own trigger but the knife can just fall on it!
Scooby Doo vs Lassie
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I'm going with Pat's one.
Watch Indi4n4 J0nes, n00b!!!
Gordon Frohman
vs
John Freeman (Gordon Freeman's Brother)
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I'm going with Pat's one.
Watch Indi4n4 J0nes, n00b!!!
Gordon Frohman
vs
John Freeman (Gordon Freeman's Brother)
I deny yours as you denied mine and once again do:
Scooby Doo vs Lassie
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Scooby Doo. Have you SEEN how fast he can run? Not to mention he has a Kirby sized stomach and never gets fat.
Dr. Pepper vs. Dr. Strange
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Dr peper. His foul taste would kill anyone.
I repeat my perious question:
Gordon Frohman
vs
John Freeman
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Out of Game: Go die. Seriously. Dr. Pepper is the best soda ever.
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;D or :D
Who would win!
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Wow, this thread runs smoothly.
On topic:
Unstoppable Force (It sounds cooler.)
Gun (Indiana Jones answers this one.)
Lassie (Scooby Doo talks like he's heavily inebriated all the time and therefore probably couldn't fight well.)
John Freeman (He can going REALLY FAST!)
Dr. Pepper (Awesome soda vs kooky parlor magician? Come off it.)
;D (Teeth, mofo.)
Hammerman vs Scatman
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eh? hammer man probably.
Michael Jackson vs Chuck Norris
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Michael Jackson because all Chuck Norris can do is deliever kicks which could shatter bones into to somebody's crotch and as we all know Michael Jackson lost feeling down there a long time ago.
Who would win
Captain Planet or Superman
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Captain Planet. He actually has MORE powers than Superman does and is extremely hard to defeat by force. Furthermore the only way Superman could easily get rid of Planet is with Kryptonite which emits radiation (Radiation being one of planet's weaknesses), but he himself is also weak to it.
Galactus vs Unicron
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Galactus because I hate Unicorn
Marvel versus Capcom
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Marvel
Who would win this --> http://img201.imageshack.us/my.php?image=whowouldwin6oo.jpg
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My laggy internet connection.
Macguyver vs Windows XP
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Grazonys, Godzilla. She/he (Not actually sure) can breathe fire, is bigger, and more protected. Plus, King Kong died.
Lengs, Windows XP. I don't even know what MacGuyver is.
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I don't even know what MacGuyver is.
Phail.
Fish vs. Marsupials
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Fish, they're cooler.
And Windows XP winning over MacGyver?! ARE YOU NUTS?!?!
Scientology vs The Illuminati
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scientology...
God vs. Will Wright w/copy of spore
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god. without him no WW and without WW no spore. or was it evolution? OMG HAXXOR
nidoran male vs nidoran female (ya know? pokemon anyone?)
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nidoran male he has horns!
Dr. Mario or Dr. Phil
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Dr. Mario, who is in top physical condition and has magical virus killing pills. Dr. Phil is just a fat pseudo-psychiatrist.
Colonel Mustard vs. Colonel Sanders
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colonel mustard, he obviously has a better understanding of condiment based warfare.
The all knowing wikipedia vs. Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and the founding fathers of every major country in the world today.
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wikipedia. becoase it has their information ALSO SUCKED UP IN ITS ALMIGHTY HUGE VIRTUAL BRAIN!
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Is that a Koan?
Every heinous, evil monster and all the bloody dictators in history vs. the power of children's laughter
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Monsters.
Our parents tell us if we're bad, then monsters will get us, meaning the kids are invulnerable against them if they be nice. We're also told that laughing at people is rude. So since the children are laughing at the monsters, they're being rude. Which is bad. Which strips them of their monster invulnerability, thus allowing them to feast on bite-sized human snacks all day.
Confucious vs. Jesus
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Jesus, he is completely immortal and became even more powerful after he "lost"
1 modern day calculator (that has no graphing capability) vs. The computer used to send the first spacecraft to the moon
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the calculator because it is faster
King Kong vs tom cruise
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They would set aside their differences and live in peace.
star trek federation vs star wars empire
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Neither of them, because you didn't answer the question properly.
Pepsi CEO vs Coke CEO
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Coke CEO
The zerg from starcraft vs. the alien bugs from starship troopers
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I would have to say the bugs from Starship troopers, I've never played Starcraft.
Who would win, Spore Forums or Everything Else?
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Everything Else. While the Spore forums has more people, Everything Else has more than 3 original threads.
Steve vs. Both Mods(Ovi and LadyM)
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Steve, the website has his name all over it....
Potato V Cabbage do not pick the wrong awnser!!!!
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Potato, it could just crush the cabbage,
21 v 22
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21 attacks 22
22-21 = 1....the winner is 22 who is now...1
chocolate vs pizza (so easy)
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Very tough. Pizza can be delivered, unlike chocolate, so it can attack from anywhere. Pizza can also be eaten for every meal. Both of them have their respective allies/toppings/fillings. However, chocolate(atleast dark chocolate) has health benefits. Chocolate melts in your pocket. Pizza in your pocket makes you look like a crazed person. Chocolate, however, can be a tasty beverage. Chocolate has more culinary uses. Now, were they to become animate and fight, it depends on chocolate's form. Pizza, unless very burnt, is easily torn apart. Were chocolate to be, say, a brick of chocolate, a chocolate bar, or possibly a cup of scalding hot chocolate, it would easily kill pizza.
So, in conclusion, chocolate wins. However, both remain tasty.
Computer Mouse vs. Regular Mouse
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Well, since regular mouse will go steril from trying to hump computer mouse, the computer mouse has not only beat regular mouse, but made sure it won't pass on it's inheritage!
Winner: Comp. Mouse
Me vs. You
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:'( you, as you have more posts than me but i will win next time!!!
newb Vs noob
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newb. newbs can get better. Noobs always suck
#1 Vs. #2
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#2 wins. #1 is much too odd.
The Highway to Hell vs. The Stairway to Heaven
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it depends, for the song, id say highway to hell, but if your talking about them metaphoricly, its stairway to heaven, cause u burn up in hell, you live forever in piece in heaven, and plus, i would rather walk up the stairs instead of driving on a highway, cause i dont got driver's licence yet?
da classique: jackie chan vs chuck norris (ouch, they both suck, but it is a tough one between them)
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Chuck Norris, He's a cowboy.
Me vs The Mob
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The Mob. It's larger, and usually has people old enough to own guns. Against a small child with a sugar addiction its quite obvious.
Waluigdi vs. Wario
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Wario. Waluigdi is sounds retarded.
SAS vs SEALs
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seals, they sound cooler
paper Vs rock Vs scissors
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Rock, it kills the scissors after the scissors kill paper.
Geek V nerd
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it depends what platform they were on
pc = geek
xbox = nerd
playstation = geek
xbox360 = geek
ps2 = nerd
the list gos on....
eye V ear
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you need to do a _____ v ____
Pie v Cake
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cake all the way..i don't like pie.
storm trooper Vs Clone Trooper
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Storm trooper 'cause the older movies pwn the newer ones.
Space Godzilla vs Grazony in MechaGodzilla
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Spacegodzilla.
Mechagodzilla never posed much threat to Godzilla. On the other hand, Spacegodzilla was one of the toughest enemies Godzilla ever faced. Plus, he's from space.
Basketball vs. Soccerball
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soccer
red vs blue
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Red. My Reasons are my own, Comrade.
We Love Katamari vs Pro Evolution Soccer
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pro evo soccer
south park v family guy
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South Park. I could rant on about why I hate Family Guy, but I'll spare you guys.
Spiderman vs. 10,000 spiders
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10,000 spiders, do I realy need to explain it? *sigh*
spiderman has "morales" and spiders dont therfore spiderman dies while saving the spiders from certain doom
again
eye V ear
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eye , i dont listen to people much anyway.
Me v next person to post
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obviously me, I follow the intelligent philosophy of "Myself > All"
The space inside of an infinitely large box vs. the space inside of an infinitely large sphere
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Sphere because you have to think outside the box. Duh! >:(
Me v Tripods from War of the Worlds
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The Tripods. The only thing you could beat is a turkey samwich
fire vs lightning
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neither b/c Kratok . . . can't spell sandwich
Me v Kratok
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Kratok. Because the proper spelling is sammich.
The Incredible Hulk vs. 1 million physically disabled people
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The Hulk, because he would smash, and they wouldn't.
The original Star Trek VS. The Next Generation
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the origional, its on bbc2 late at night =]
Will wright V Maxis
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Maxis, they outnumber him.
Cheese V ham
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cheese Im a vegetarian :P
computer v console
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The computer, as the console is a computer, the computer team also has consoles
PC V Games console
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pc perfectionist ::)
penguin v monkey
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penguins ofc they huddle up in the winter
USA V Terrorism
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Usa, they could throw all their nukes on the terrorists
All WW1 weapons VS all WW2 weapons
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ww2 weapons -they had bigger bombs
Tank v 15 soldiers
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the 15 soldiers, 10 soldiers lead away the tank, the other 5 soldiers try to throw a grenade in the tank.
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none of them because they didnt show up
katamari vs donkey kong
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katamari tis awsome, rolling round as a sticky ball.....
Post v preview
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post
Borat v Dodgeball
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dodgeball, its older and it wont annoy kazeckstanies (sorry bad spelling)
AM&PM V 24hour clock
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24 hour clock, generally causes less confusion
a man wearing invulnerable armor vs. a man who can choose any weapon he wants to fight with.
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Man with Invulnerable Armor. I mean, it's invulnerable.
Bee vs. Watermelon
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Watermelon. Before the fight, tis just a normal bee getting normal flower nectar, and THEN.... BAM! The watermelon falls off the table and smashes the bee
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wins
=] V :)
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:) surely would win. power of cuteness.
horned reaper versus a knight
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a knight they were real
futurama v simpsons
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futurama, its a little more adult
butter V margerine
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marg.
Meier vs Molyneux
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meier? il just go with that cuz molyneux is an evil money grabing *****
**** V $4!7
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$4!7. They are a band of misfits, rising up against the * armada. And as we have learned from EVERY MOVIE EVER, a few misfits can always take down an armada.
donuts vs. bagels
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bagels, donuts are too soft
Patman sim vs Yokto sim
ps.. go vote Vote here! (http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=7983.1155) and Here (http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=8369.195)
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Patman sim all the way because he always wins...
Leet v.s. 1000 post!
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Leet.
Me v That Guy.
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me, I always win =]
HIV V Aids
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aids, its a more advanced form of HIV and obviously advanced=superior
the combined force of the planet's nuclear arsenal vs. an asteroid the size of europe
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The asteroid cuz they hurtin my planet.
Peter Molynuex v Will Wright
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will wright? il just go with that cuz molyneux is an evil money grabing *****
stuff made in china V stuff not made in china
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stuff made in china, they have more people in that country and thus inevitably they will make more stuff that will overpower stuff not made in china
Your average folding table vs. your average folding chair
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foling table owns the folding chairs, you sit on chair on an angle and *smash* you fall off the char and throw it out the window or soming
the table however you put somthing on the table like soup *smash, splosh* you got soup all over you, you rush off and get changed have a bath ect ect all in all the table wont get chucked out the window
earthquake V huricane
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Hurricane, the earth quake is stuck in the ground.
Grand Theft Auto V The Elder Scrolls
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elders scrolls, much better games overall.
video without audio vs. audio without video
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audio without video because a song can be complete without visual but a video is almost always with audio
mario vs metroid
(the games not the characters)
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depends on:
the kind of video, if the quality or footage itself is bad, i would prefer a audio without video.
the kind of audio, if the quality or info itself is bad, but the video is good, i prefer a video without audio.
choises choises....
Warning - while you were typing a new reply has been posted. You may wish to review your post.
aauw..... okay then:
metroid: FIREPOWERRRRRR!
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He's Cooler.
Kingdom Hearts V Kingdom Hearts 2
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Kingdom hearts 1, though kh2 had some great additions to gameplay the story of kh1 was better (can't wait for #3)
The combined might of the posters of the gaming steve forum vs. The creatures found in the creation section of this site.
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The combined might of the posters of the gaming steve forum
ofc! spore creation is also part of the GSforum!
running out of time VS needing the loo (lavotory for you americans....)
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1) Nobody calls it the lavatory.
2) Running out of time for what? Obviously needing this "loo" of your's is technically running out of time for something. So option 1 wins.
3) Hate you too :-*
Captain Jack Sparrow vs. A Jar of Dirt
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Captain jack, he's got a sword
The Elder Scrolls V Final Fantasy.
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oo hard one...
Overall as a series final fantasy wins, final fantasy also wins if u are only talking about the origionals, however if ur speaking of the newest versions of the games then elders scrolls 4 definitely beats final fantasy 12
a man with a towel vs. 3 guys with knives
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man with a towel. unless that towel is high.
'dont forget to bring a towel!' (to a knifefight)
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FAIL!
K vs C
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C, it comes first in the alphabet
cocco rice crispies vs cocco pebbles.
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rice crispies
the number 1 vs. the letter a
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ooh. tough, but 1 can be multiplied
>:( VS 8)
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>:( wins
Because he is angry and more agressive.
:D VS ;D
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;D is the winner!!
Beastt Vs Malt
(((note: malt you can't vote)))
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Malt, no offence but he'd probably eat you, or something.
Corn Flakes V Milk
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corn flakes
they are lots and lots of them and they float for a while on milk.
Jimmy hopkins VS gary 'canrenemberhislastname'
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gary 'canrenemberhislastname' he has sutch a cool last name =]
malt Vs gravity
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gravity, it generally can beat anyone.
GDC vs. the new "e3"
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GDC sits on and breaks the slim, frail, "new" e3's puny body.
Wizards vs Sorcerors
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Wizards, they have bigger beards...
Penguin V Spider
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penguins, they are much larger and stronger than spiders (unless you were talking about giant spiders...)
technology vs. magic
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Magic, because technology could be called magic by someone who didn't understand
Everything V Nothing
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Everything will defeat nothing because nothing has nothing too defend itself with. While everything has everything too defeat nothing.
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________ would win because _______ is allways extremly weak compared to the almity wrath of _______.
Giant staplers vs. Magical scissors.
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Magical scissors will win because they can fly and they fly around the Giant staplers en slowly cutting them in pieces.
Bible vs dictionary
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the bible of course, it contains the word of god and well its alot more entertaining to read.
A needle vs. a hay stack
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the needle, put the needle in the haystack and wait....
when horse comes to eat hay hay dies, when horse eat needle horse die, SO needle wins
http://www.harveycartel.org/metanet/downloads.html V SP0RE
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Spore because you keep posting that link and I still have yet to know what the heck that game is.
:D vs ;D
-Lego
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:D because ;D is just a little too excited...
mouse vs. keyboard
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mouse because the mouse can chew at the keyboards wires
moose vs laptop
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Moose because the moose can stamp on the laptop till it breaks.
Rhinocerous vs Grizzly Bear
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Rhino, its bigger, has horns (or whatever) and has bigger feet.
21 V 18
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18. i'll be 18 faster than i'll be 21
combine harvester vs aliens
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Reap the xeno harvest. Arrg, get off moi larrrrnd!
Farmers vs Caretakers
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Farmers, they have pick axes and tractors
Will Wright vs Spore
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Will Wright was already released, therefore he wins.
Chocolate vs. Peanut Butter
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Chocolate, there is a lot more of it.
School vs Hell?
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School, its much more evil.
Cream Chese VS Processed cheese.
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Cream Cheese. It's already been creamed once, so it knows how to fight this time.
Jack Thompson vs Mary Whitehouse
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Jack Thompson. He sounds cooler.
Rocket launcher vs. RPG
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rpg. unblockable or jamable, unlike rockets.
(by the way, Jack Thompson is an attorny, famous for crusading against video game violence and rap music obcenity. look it up)
7 vs. 9?
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9 it has more allies; 10,12,13...
godzilla vs tripods
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(http://images.wikia.com/uncyclopedia/images/thumb/c/c2/TriPod.jpg/350px-TriPod.jpg)
tripod. cooler looking
dance VS. sing
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Dance, ametures can do this better
Hitler vs Napoleon
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Napolean. He simply owns because he was a short stout man and Hitler yelled too much.
Jack Bauer vs Chuck Norris.
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Chuck norris, he always wins. always.
Candle jack VS longcat
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candle jack since his name is awesome
smiley central vs adware
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[outofgame] Considering the real Adware is for viruses and not ads they don't really clash... Hell I'll let someone else do that [/outofgame]
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Adware. Much more annoying and painful to get rid of.
100 vikings VS 2 ninja.
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Ninjas becuase they can turn invisable and kill the vikings like that
Red Fire vs Blue Fire
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Blue fire, it's hotter.
Ham vs Bacon
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Bacon, the word is longer and thus more powerful.
:) vs :(
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It takes more muscles to frown than to smile, so smile wins (he's less exhausted).
Mountain lion vs puma
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wouldnt frown win its stronger and it trains and the smile is a lazy bum that sits watches t.v. and eats potateo chips
puma becuase its faster and cooler