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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5850 on: March 16, 2009, 03:13:37 pm »
Granted. Your rabid puppy bites you and you must go through some very painful shots.

I wish that darn sniper would get out of my lawn.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5851 on: March 16, 2009, 06:12:43 pm »
Granted, but two more take his place.



I wish for some toast.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5852 on: March 16, 2009, 08:22:17 pm »
Granted.

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I wish for Nirodh!

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5853 on: April 13, 2009, 03:43:26 am »
Granted...

Wait, what the hell is that?

I wish I knew what the hell that was.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5854 on: April 13, 2009, 04:17:49 am »
Granted, you later go mad due to unrelated circumstances


I wish I was a fish

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5855 on: April 13, 2009, 02:20:03 pm »
Granted, you become a gay fish and become romantically entangled with Kanye West.

I wish that I could get the tuna smell off my hands.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5856 on: April 13, 2009, 03:43:07 pm »
Granted. You rub your hands in an obese hairy woman's butt crack.

I wish for the next wisher's wish to come true.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5857 on: April 13, 2009, 03:44:42 pm »
Granted, you drop dead.

I wish I could pay attention better.
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5858 on: April 13, 2009, 06:41:24 pm »
Granted, but you hear something you wish you didn't and it drives you insane until your brain melts.


I wish I could materialize anything I wanted out of thin air.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5859 on: April 14, 2009, 06:47:04 am »
Granted. But then the atmosphere starts overeating and becomes really, really fat.


I wish the Nostalgia Critic and AVGN would fight again.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5860 on: April 15, 2009, 03:37:22 am »
Granted, too bad it involves Nostalgia Chick and Spoony too. It all ends in a massive, huge, totally not homoerotic orgy!

I wish I would stop procrastinating and actually get something done with my life!
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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5861 on: April 15, 2009, 03:56:16 am »
Granted, you walk over to your "to-do" list and start with the first thing on it, "procrastinating"

I wish for super-flying powers

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5862 on: April 15, 2009, 06:33:21 am »
Granted. But you bump into the hobo version of Hancock as you were flying above a freeway.


I wish I had a homoerotic novel with the power to transport people into it's own little pocket dimension complete with an epic storyline and good dialogue.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5863 on: April 20, 2009, 08:25:01 pm »
Uhhhh...granted... but it involves a small desert island with 5 guys and the plot revolves around the one pivotal question: Who among them has the STD? And it'll be awkward.


I wish I could be more efficient with using my time.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5864 on: April 21, 2009, 12:03:51 pm »
Granted, but you use your time so efficient, you have so much time left you live your life bored out of your mind.

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