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Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
« Reply #15 on: November 30, 2014, 08:00:33 am »
Eggs are disgusting

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« Reply #16 on: November 30, 2014, 02:40:19 pm »
So here's my minor issue. I can cook, bake, and prepare a wide range of things and I can do so reasonably well. But for some reason everyone considers the best thing that I make to be deviled eggs. They always single them out. They're great, but dammit, deviled ****ing eggs. :o

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« Reply #17 on: November 30, 2014, 03:21:59 pm »
These eggs are difficult to digest, I want SOFT-BOILED eggs.
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« Reply #18 on: November 30, 2014, 03:22:36 pm »
Eggs are disgusting

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Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
« Reply #19 on: December 01, 2014, 01:48:16 pm »


One of my favorites is "Omelet in a Bag" its great for camping trips and its little mess. Just put the eggs and cheese (and whatever else you like) in a bag and then stick in boiling water until its cooked. You can even eat it right out of the bag for minimal clean up.

Note that higher altitudes will cause your water to take longer to boil.
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« Reply #20 on: December 01, 2014, 07:58:48 pm »


One of my favorites is "Omelet in a Bag" its great for camping trips and its little mess. Just put the eggs and cheese (and whatever else you like) in a bag and then stick in boiling water until its cooked. You can even eat it right out of the bag for minimal clean up.

Note that higher altitudes will cause your water to take longer to boil.

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Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
« Reply #21 on: December 02, 2014, 06:33:11 am »
That's a bag of stale heroin.

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« Reply #22 on: December 02, 2014, 07:15:22 am »
For true egg professionalism, pour pure uncooked egg into freshly drained hot pasta and stir in with some basil and parmesan, maybe some garlic and/or bacon.

Instant egg experience.
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« Reply #23 on: December 02, 2014, 07:17:21 am »
You had be until bacon.

Why do people have to ruin everything by putting bacon into it? Bacon can stand on its own. When you add bacon to things, it makes everything taste like bacon. It's like Old Bay seasoning, the "shotgun of spices", as I call it. You aim and fire and **** the food, there's just a steaming Old Bay hole left behind and any semblance of the food is gone. ???

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« Reply #24 on: December 02, 2014, 07:38:57 am »
You had be until bacon.

Why do people have to ruin everything by putting bacon into it? Bacon can stand on its own. When you add bacon to things, it makes everything taste like bacon. It's like Old Bay seasoning, the "shotgun of spices", as I call it. You aim and fire and **** the food, there's just a steaming Old Bay hole left behind and any semblance of the food is gone. ???

Dude, you're adding too much bacon, and not properly draining it of grease.
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« Reply #25 on: December 02, 2014, 09:31:43 am »
For true egg professionalism, pour pure uncooked egg into freshly drained hot pasta and stir in with some basil and parmesan, maybe some garlic and/or bacon.

Instant egg experience.

We in the egg biz like to call that "Carbonara"
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« Reply #26 on: December 02, 2014, 10:16:19 am »
i know what carbonara is you ****ing egg scrub
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« Reply #27 on: December 02, 2014, 10:22:36 am »
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« Reply #28 on: December 02, 2014, 11:22:16 am »
Dude, you're adding too much bacon, and not properly draining it of grease.

No, bacon's flavor is such that it permeates in ways that are unflattering to most other flavors.

I'm having problems with caramel anymore as well. People are hooked on stupid-ass salted caramel now, so I can't get decent caramel anymore. The added salt means the caramel doesn't need to stand on its own, and so the caramel itself has dropped in quality. It's sad.

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« Reply #29 on: December 02, 2014, 12:25:22 pm »
Rotten eggs float, fresh eggs don't float at all.
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