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IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
« on: November 29, 2014, 06:27:30 pm »
when you fry eggs, if you fry both sides rather than just sunny side up it's actually very good

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Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
« Reply #1 on: November 29, 2014, 06:32:42 pm »
Well, today has certainly been a day for learning.

Are there any further egg facts I should be aware of?

I feel it is important we get this all out there.
All of these feelings.
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« Last Edit: November 29, 2014, 06:36:47 pm by sgore »
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Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
« Reply #2 on: November 29, 2014, 06:36:08 pm »
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Also, if you mix egg with goose fat and paprika while frying, you can get that bacon-fried flavour without actually spending your precious food budget on bacon.
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« Reply #3 on: November 29, 2014, 06:37:08 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3Qm7kOGgGw" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3Qm7kOGgGw</a>
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« Reply #4 on: November 29, 2014, 06:47:21 pm »
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« Reply #5 on: November 29, 2014, 07:13:29 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lPqEzYHyjg" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lPqEzYHyjg</a>
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Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
« Reply #6 on: November 29, 2014, 07:21:26 pm »
I've been hearing false propaganda that coriander goes well with fried eggs.


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« Reply #7 on: November 29, 2014, 07:27:51 pm »
That seems somewhat tyrannical.

And yet, I offer no objections.
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« Reply #8 on: November 29, 2014, 07:32:54 pm »
People who like coriander are comparable with extremist political movements.
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Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
« Reply #9 on: November 29, 2014, 07:55:27 pm »
That's called "over easy", you plank.
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« Reply #10 on: November 29, 2014, 08:15:17 pm »
The egg community prefers "over acceptable".

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Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2014, 02:52:31 am »
YOU BETTER RUN EGG.

But seriously, I bought duck eggs recently and they're amazing fried but pretty unpleasant scrambled.
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Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2014, 03:19:24 am »
If you let the oil in the pan heat up for 15 minutes because you mis-interpreted the use of the word 'bubbling' in the cook book (not wait until it visibly bubbles as I thought, but makes tiny bubbles when you press a wooden spoon to the oil), not only do you get burned from spitting oil, the egg is really crispy.

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Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2014, 05:07:32 am »
Frying eggs in butter and frying eggs in oil makes a difference.

I prefer butter.
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Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2014, 05:37:14 am »
mm plank id like to wake up and see you making me eggs one morning
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