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Title: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Plank of Wood on November 29, 2014, 06:27:30 pm
when you fry eggs, if you fry both sides rather than just sunny side up it's actually very good

that is all
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: sgore on November 29, 2014, 06:32:42 pm
Well, today has certainly been a day for learning.

Are there any further egg facts I should be aware of?

I feel it is important we get this all out there.
All of these feelings.
These thoughts and emotions.
About eggs.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Plank of Wood on November 29, 2014, 06:36:08 pm
my ex hates me and all conceptions of love are gone from this world for me




Also, if you mix egg with goose fat and paprika while frying, you can get that bacon-fried flavour without actually spending your precious food budget on bacon.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: sgore on November 29, 2014, 06:37:08 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3Qm7kOGgGw
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Plank of Wood on November 29, 2014, 06:47:21 pm
(http://e.fastcompany.net/multisite_files/fastcompany/imagecache/inline-large/inline/2014/07/3033573-inline-i-eggs.jpg)
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: sgore on November 29, 2014, 07:13:29 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lPqEzYHyjg
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Plank of Wood on November 29, 2014, 07:21:26 pm
I've been hearing false propaganda that coriander goes well with fried eggs.


All whom propagate this lie should be punished with death
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: sgore on November 29, 2014, 07:27:51 pm
That seems somewhat tyrannical.

And yet, I offer no objections.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Plank of Wood on November 29, 2014, 07:32:54 pm
People who like coriander are comparable with extremist political movements.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: /lurk on November 29, 2014, 07:55:27 pm
That's called "over easy", you plank.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Plank of Wood on November 29, 2014, 08:15:17 pm
The egg community prefers "over acceptable".

(http://img3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130205211748/simpsons/images/thumb/d/d2/Egg_Guy.png/500px-Egg_Guy.png)
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Krakow Sam on November 30, 2014, 02:52:31 am
YOU BETTER RUN EGG.

But seriously, I bought duck eggs recently and they're amazing fried but pretty unpleasant scrambled.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Haseri on November 30, 2014, 03:19:24 am
If you let the oil in the pan heat up for 15 minutes because you mis-interpreted the use of the word 'bubbling' in the cook book (not wait until it visibly bubbles as I thought, but makes tiny bubbles when you press a wooden spoon to the oil), not only do you get burned from spitting oil, the egg is really crispy.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Pixxel on November 30, 2014, 05:07:32 am
Frying eggs in butter and frying eggs in oil makes a difference.

I prefer butter.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: emmet on November 30, 2014, 05:37:14 am
mm plank id like to wake up and see you making me eggs one morning
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Ultimatum on November 30, 2014, 08:00:33 am
Eggs are disgusting
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: PatMan33 on November 30, 2014, 02:40:19 pm
So here's my minor issue. I can cook, bake, and prepare a wide range of things and I can do so reasonably well. But for some reason everyone considers the best thing that I make to be deviled eggs. They always single them out. They're great, but dammit, deviled ****ing eggs. :o
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Krakow Sam on November 30, 2014, 03:21:59 pm
These eggs are difficult to digest, I want SOFT-BOILED eggs.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Slinky on November 30, 2014, 03:22:36 pm
Eggs are disgusting

i dislike you capisce
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Hydromancerx on December 01, 2014, 01:48:16 pm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_H4_1ySoYfME/S_i0qxHp0qI/AAAAAAAAL5Q/X02Rj0sqNrY/s320/DSCN2584.JPG)

One of my favorites is "Omelet in a Bag (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93px3JAYhpk)" its great for camping trips and its little mess. Just put the eggs and cheese (and whatever else you like) in a bag and then stick in boiling water until its cooked. You can even eat it right out of the bag for minimal clean up.

Note that higher altitudes will cause your water to take longer to boil.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Plank of Wood on December 01, 2014, 07:58:48 pm
(http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_H4_1ySoYfME/S_i0qxHp0qI/AAAAAAAAL5Q/X02Rj0sqNrY/s320/DSCN2584.JPG)

One of my favorites is "Omelet in a Bag (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93px3JAYhpk)" its great for camping trips and its little mess. Just put the eggs and cheese (and whatever else you like) in a bag and then stick in boiling water until its cooked. You can even eat it right out of the bag for minimal clean up.

Note that higher altitudes will cause your water to take longer to boil.

(http://i.imgur.com/EdGWawl.png)
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: PatMan33 on December 02, 2014, 06:33:11 am
That's a bag of stale heroin.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: emmet on December 02, 2014, 07:15:22 am
For true egg professionalism, pour pure uncooked egg into freshly drained hot pasta and stir in with some basil and parmesan, maybe some garlic and/or bacon.

Instant egg experience.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: PatMan33 on December 02, 2014, 07:17:21 am
You had be until bacon.

Why do people have to ruin everything by putting bacon into it? Bacon can stand on its own. When you add bacon to things, it makes everything taste like bacon. It's like Old Bay seasoning, the "shotgun of spices", as I call it. You aim and fire and **** the food, there's just a steaming Old Bay hole left behind and any semblance of the food is gone. ???
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: emmet on December 02, 2014, 07:38:57 am
You had be until bacon.

Why do people have to ruin everything by putting bacon into it? Bacon can stand on its own. When you add bacon to things, it makes everything taste like bacon. It's like Old Bay seasoning, the "shotgun of spices", as I call it. You aim and fire and **** the food, there's just a steaming Old Bay hole left behind and any semblance of the food is gone. ???

Dude, you're adding too much bacon, and not properly draining it of grease.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Krakow Sam on December 02, 2014, 09:31:43 am
For true egg professionalism, pour pure uncooked egg into freshly drained hot pasta and stir in with some basil and parmesan, maybe some garlic and/or bacon.

Instant egg experience.

We in the egg biz like to call that "Carbonara"
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: emmet on December 02, 2014, 10:16:19 am
i know what carbonara is you ****ing egg scrub
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Ultimatum on December 02, 2014, 10:22:36 am
Hey Tesla watch your potty mouth
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: PatMan33 on December 02, 2014, 11:22:16 am
Dude, you're adding too much bacon, and not properly draining it of grease.

No, bacon's flavor is such that it permeates in ways that are unflattering to most other flavors.

I'm having problems with caramel anymore as well. People are hooked on stupid-ass salted caramel now, so I can't get decent caramel anymore. The added salt means the caramel doesn't need to stand on its own, and so the caramel itself has dropped in quality. It's sad.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Pixxel on December 02, 2014, 12:25:22 pm
Rotten eggs float, fresh eggs don't float at all.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: PatMan33 on December 02, 2014, 12:33:10 pm
Rotten eggs break on vehicles. Fresh eggs break on vehicles.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Slinky on December 02, 2014, 02:58:21 pm
Rotten eggs are more likely to rob from stores and homes which is why you should lock your doors at night in a rotten egg neighborhood.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Krakow Sam on December 02, 2014, 04:44:54 pm
Typical egg prejudice. I'm disappointed in you Slinky.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Slinky on December 03, 2014, 02:49:01 pm
Rotten egg synthesizer.

EDIT: Sympathizer. God I'm tired.
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Legodragonxp on December 10, 2014, 11:49:08 am
Rotten egg synthesizer.

I think that is called a sick chicken.

-Lego
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Legodragonxp on December 10, 2014, 06:57:28 pm
Rotten egg synthesizer.

I think that is called a sick chicken.

-Lego

Better known as foul foul.

-Lego
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: emmet on December 11, 2014, 10:51:23 am
unpleasant pheasant?
Title: Re: IMPORTANT NEWS; TRUE INTERNET KINGS ONLY
Post by: Krakow Sam on December 11, 2014, 11:22:38 am
Everyone get into the bunker, we're going to Dad-Con 1.