So yeah, long time no see. I know I haven't been on in a while and probably never will be again so I guess it's time to put in my final resignation. I feel awkward as I write this so here it goes. I feel as though my time here has been a waste. I feel that everything I've ever done on this forum was really just one big nothing, hell, worse than that. I feel as if I've embarrassed and pretty much screwed myself over beyond repair simply by using this forum. Spore was a disaster, my time in the forum games was a disaster, my attempts at RP were so horrible I can hardly bare to mention them, and overall if feel as though I have been ostracized from the community at large for a variety of regrettable actions. Regardless, despite all these regrets and my own lingering animosity, I wish to bid you goodbye with the utmost respect and with no anger toward any of you. You've all made this forum experience an important part of my life, which is sadly, ending. I wish to say my goodbye personally to LadyM (who gave me chance after chance after chance), Skyward, Yuu, Squigan, Kaizer, and Pixel. You've all been true friends to me and I thank you for it from the bottom of my heart. So anyway, hasta luego, goodbye, and cherry...

And remember, a man has a choice, I chose the impossible...

Meh, It's sounds better than half the alternative history **** out there.

*Distant sound of Rickrolling*

Little girl: "They say every time you hear Never Gonna Give You Up, an internet angel gets his high-speed wireless connection.

Krakow Sam "Adda boy Pat!"

*Fade to credits while MIDI version of Old Lang Syn plays*

Krakow, why must you kill my childhood with your constant shenanigans?  

Crap! Now the democrats don't have enough votes to push the bill through!

Health Care reform is doomed! 

Plank? What's wrong? Plank! Plank! PLAAAAAAAAAANK!!!

LOL, WUT!?!?!