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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #330 on: November 21, 2015, 11:09:23 pm »
You never go full realism.

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #331 on: November 22, 2015, 03:08:40 am »
If you plant an acorn in this game, and come back in 10 years (real time) a tree will be growing in that exact spot. Every tree will be different. If you chop into it it will ooze sap. if it's a maple tree you can put the sap on pancakes and give them to the girl you like as a romance subplot option. Your child will inherit your interest in trees and make unique discoveries about plant biology never before understood, even OUTSIDE the game in real life.

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #332 on: November 22, 2015, 10:03:12 am »
I think Sam just went full-realism.

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #333 on: November 22, 2015, 12:52:02 pm »
If Molyneux were president he would promise a comprehensive, government-run and competent healthcare system, wait two terms, and then send every US citizen a voucher for chicken soup, Sprite, and VapoRub.

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #334 on: November 22, 2015, 01:10:30 pm »
That would still make him the best president for a long time.
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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #335 on: November 22, 2015, 01:21:40 pm »

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #336 on: November 23, 2015, 10:19:05 am »
Psychic, living, evil sand.

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #337 on: December 01, 2015, 03:06:01 pm »
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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #338 on: December 03, 2015, 10:13:03 pm »
Interesting internal memo from the National Republican Senate Committee on how they would deal with Trump being the nominee:

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/private-memo-lays-out-how-the-gop-would-deal-with-trump-as-its-nominee/2015/12/02/78514cba-9909-11e5-94f0-9eeaff906ef3_story.html

Before you think or hear other people say that this is a sign that Trump really is going to win and the establishment is acknowledging it, note that the memo is from back in September.  And I'd take them at their word when they say they have plans for many contingencies.
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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #339 on: December 06, 2015, 09:11:13 pm »
Probably not a Goat, either.


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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #340 on: December 07, 2015, 07:44:05 pm »
Trumbo, you will never fail to amaze. There are entire species of flies recovering from extinction with the number of mouths hanging agape from your daily commentary.

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #341 on: December 07, 2015, 08:12:50 pm »
Trump: Ban all Muslim travel to U.S.

I wish I was as good as Trump. He's so good.

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #342 on: December 07, 2015, 10:08:30 pm »
When I find people defending this on facebook tomorrow, I will let you know.
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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #343 on: December 08, 2015, 02:01:09 am »
Haha, that last soundbite.

"He can build a coalition of other people to take them on"

...

"Hey, kraut, come help us kill all the terrorists you pansy kraut idiot. Join our coalition you limey moron. You too Frenchie, you cheese eating idiot."

Edit: http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/donald-trump-wants-to-ban-the-internet-will-ask-bill-gates-to-close-it-up-a6764396.html

I think we're hitting peak Trump. Our only hope now is to increase exploratory drilling in the hopes we can find some as yet undiscovered pockets of hot air in his ass.
« Last Edit: December 08, 2015, 09:26:01 am by Krakow Sam »
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: 2016 Elections
« Reply #344 on: December 08, 2015, 04:06:02 pm »
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/experts-trumps-muslim-entry-ban-idea-ridiculous-unconsitutional/2015/12/07/d44a970a-9d47-11e5-bce4-708fe33e3288_story.html

"His plan to bar U.S. citizens drew particular ire from legal experts, some of whom fumbled for words as they tried to explain its illegality, since none had considered the matter before."

Or in other words,

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yptXkLglKkA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yptXkLglKkA</a>

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