Yes, the legend is true: Spore was the guiding light that led me here to Gaming Steve, to be worshipped by you all. Normally my commandments would say, "Worship no false idol but I (is that worded right?)," but I grant thee today, my humble, ignorant minions, the right to worship Spore along-side my likeness in eternal light. Rejoice my children, the time of Spore is at hand! When all of you will know the true happiness that comes from following the ways of TheNecromonicon into the serenity and peace that is Spore.
In the name of the Will, and the Necro, and the holy Spore... Amen.