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Things Gauph Needs to Explain
« on: March 17, 2017, 01:08:15 am »
Every so often, Canadians appear to be doing things. At times like this, we ask user Gauphastus to come in and explain.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSuLFvalhnQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSuLFvalhnQ</a>

Gauph, explain "skiboozing" to us.



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Re: Things Gauph Needs to Explain
« Reply #1 on: March 17, 2017, 02:59:20 am »


Gotta send it, man. Load up, get a ride, and send that sucker. Stunts or no, you set that bitch off on its merry way to the moon or failing that into your neighbor's house a few km past the property.
There's snow everywhere. Perfect terrain for sending it but hopefully it's a bit firmer. He was right about one thing. First thing I said was "man, that snow's too soft he's not sending dick." He did a good job regardless but he pretty much wrecked and that cost comes right out of your booze. Inadequate planning but you learn more every time. Practice makes perfect and I think he seemed to learn something by the end of it. We're better for every experience, generally speaking. Amputation isn't very good, maybe a 3/10.

Also what the hell.
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Re: Things Gauph Needs to Explain
« Reply #2 on: March 17, 2017, 03:58:51 am »
Yeah you switched that on pretty naturally.

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Re: Things Gauph Needs to Explain
« Reply #3 on: March 17, 2017, 12:52:08 pm »


Yeeees! Sting those canucks!
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Things Gauph Needs to Explain
« Reply #4 on: March 17, 2017, 12:54:04 pm »
The best part is that it isn't even an exaggeration of Japanese game shows.

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Re: Things Gauph Needs to Explain
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2017, 02:47:38 pm »
In lieu of an actual Japanese person we can have Pixxel explain those kinds of questions since he lives there now and stuff.
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Re: Things Gauph Needs to Explain
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2017, 03:46:02 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPYFbGveWlQ" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPYFbGveWlQ</a>
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Re: Things Gauph Needs to Explain
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2017, 04:24:25 pm »
Gotta send it, man. Load up, get a ride, and send that sucker. Stunts or no, you set that bitch off on its merry way to the moon or failing that into your neighbor's house a few km past the property.
There's snow everywhere. Perfect terrain for sending it but hopefully it's a bit firmer. He was right about one thing. First thing I said was "man, that snow's too soft he's not sending dick." He did a good job regardless but he pretty much wrecked and that cost comes right out of your booze. Inadequate planning but you learn more every time. Practice makes perfect and I think he seemed to learn something by the end of it. We're better for every experience, generally speaking. Amputation isn't very good, maybe a 3/10.

Also what the hell.

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Re: Things Gauph Needs to Explain
« Reply #8 on: March 20, 2017, 05:59:28 pm »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l_FFnuFrP0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-l_FFnuFrP0</a>

Hm. Gauph, a little help?

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Re: Things Gauph Needs to Explain
« Reply #9 on: March 20, 2017, 06:01:15 pm »
SEND IT
into the incinerator

For real though don't ask me about furry stuff. I have no idea what the hell their deal is or why so many people found this video entertaining. Something to do with memes which I don't have certification in and could actually be sued for damages if I gave an uninformed opinion about them.
someday in the future this will probably happen i guarantee it
« Last Edit: March 20, 2017, 06:03:35 pm by Gauphastus »
"Ma all the gods of furious strong be with you as you crunch opposents, and live like a windrammer as you f**k."
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Re: Things Gauph Needs to Explain
« Reply #10 on: March 20, 2017, 06:07:54 pm »
someday in the future this will probably happen i guarantee it

Well, if you're sending it I suppose eventually it'll be delivered.

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Re: Things Gauph Needs to Explain
« Reply #11 on: March 20, 2017, 06:45:07 pm »
Allow me to not help at all:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqJTk-6HBD4" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqJTk-6HBD4</a>

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Re: Things Gauph Needs to Explain
« Reply #12 on: March 20, 2017, 07:26:28 pm »
Ovi you should be not helpful more often!
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Re: Things Gauph Needs to Explain
« Reply #13 on: March 21, 2017, 04:07:30 am »
someday in the future this will probably happen i guarantee it

Well, if you're sending it I suppose eventually it'll be delivered.

Not if he's using the USPS.
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Re: Things Gauph Needs to Explain
« Reply #14 on: March 21, 2017, 06:14:41 am »
In lieu of an actual Japanese person we can have Pixxel explain those kinds of questions since he lives there now and stuff.

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