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Offline Doctor Z

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Re: The Virus - 6
« Reply #60 on: January 28, 2009, 03:25:08 pm »
C, throat. We can get out by coughing.

How does a genitals-HQ virus get airborne, anyway? O.o

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Re: The Virus - 6
« Reply #61 on: January 28, 2009, 03:27:00 pm »
Hence the disclaimer at the beginning because i thought something like this may happen.

We will be creating a brand new strand so don't be alarmed or upset if our virus fails to make any logical sense or if its design is flawed.

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Re: The Virus - 6
« Reply #62 on: January 28, 2009, 04:15:13 pm »
A-Release a chemical that makes white blood cells think that we are white blood cells.
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Re: The Virus - 6
« Reply #63 on: January 28, 2009, 04:21:18 pm »
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Re: The Virus - 6
« Reply #64 on: January 29, 2009, 10:51:30 am »
B- More fatalities damn it.

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Re: The Virus - 6
« Reply #65 on: January 29, 2009, 06:29:45 pm »
Will update tomorrow, to tired after swim meet to make picture and update. Sorry.
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Re: The Virus - 6
« Reply #66 on: January 30, 2009, 10:56:28 am »
Viva la ball droppers(as in make it so that a male's genitals fall off after having sex.),if we want to destroy mankind altogether,we have to stop them from reproducing(That is,AFTER they've had an infected child).

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Re: The Virus - 6
« Reply #67 on: January 30, 2009, 12:40:50 pm »
I'm sorry, but that makes no sense.

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Re: The Virus - 6
« Reply #68 on: January 30, 2009, 02:12:38 pm »


Our virus has mutated to allow for the growth of negatively charged protein structures out of its membrane. These structures repel the membranes of white blood cells, thus only large phagocytes can fight the charge enough to engulf the virus. Now that it last longer in the body, the virus can attack the heart for a much longer period of time. The result of this is the body experiencing a large amount of pain in the heart region for an extended period of time. In minute cases, we are fatal. We continue to reproduce by infecting the ovaries of women or sperm cells of men. We live on in children and have a high infant mortality rate. We are still confined to spreading by air, and we travel through the blood still as well. Our virus has a few choices as to what to do now. We can either add to our ways of infecting, continue to attack the heart further, or spread to infecting other areas of the body. Because of our new resistance, we can attack the brain. However, all the good news comes with the bad. Our medical portfolio is growing, and doctors are taking notice. They have begun research on anti-biotics against us, vaccines and cures to costly for now.

Now we must...
A) Increase our defensive nature. (Last longer, less physical damage, less noticeable)
B) Increase our offensive nature. (Last longer, more physical damage, more noticeable)
C) Attack another part of the body. (Please suggest one, will divert immune system resources, last longer, more noticeable)
D) Infect more cells. (Specify a region, allows us to grow faster, last much longer, much less physical damage, less noticeable)
E) Spread by. (Allows us to spread farther, faster, and longer)
F) Other.

Mode(s) of Transportation: Airborne, 'Sperm', 'Eggs'
Infected Area(s): Blood Stream, Genitals, Heart, Ovaries
Infected Cell(s): Testicular reproduction cells, Ovarian Cells.
Effect(s) upon body: Lowers red blood cell count, Kills heart cells slowly
Immune System Reaction: High (We last 1 week)
Treatment: Anti-biotics in research
Cultural Name: 'Heart Pain'
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Re: The Virus - 6
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Re: The Virus - 6
« Reply #70 on: January 30, 2009, 03:48:10 pm »
D Lymphatic System.

No wonder we are attracting more attention as the heart pain would mimic a heart attack or heartburn perhaps.

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Re: The Virus - 6
« Reply #71 on: January 30, 2009, 03:51:13 pm »
D Lymphatic System.

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Re: The Virus - 6
« Reply #72 on: January 30, 2009, 03:52:39 pm »
E: Waterborne too.
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Re: The Virus - 6
« Reply #73 on: January 30, 2009, 04:07:55 pm »
D.

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Re: The Virus - 6
« Reply #74 on: January 30, 2009, 04:33:44 pm »
I'm sorry, but that makes no sense.

I meant once they've had an infected child,it wouldn't matter since the kid would probably die.

Also,I say B.
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