I wish the OP would return and give us more info on his creature. Oh well, I'll try to fill in the blanks:
The dasofpapodaugpodvpuaojpaodoapfdhoapvnhaophvpoahvfdzorz evolved on a planet which had been deliberatly engineered by aliens so that the entire ecosystem was not based on water, but on Jolt Cola. The oceans, lakes, rivers, and seas were nothing but pure Jolt. The dasofpapodaugpodvpuaojpaodoapfdhoapvnhaophvpoahvfdzorz spent most of its time drinking Jolt and experiencing a massive caffeine high. This actually speeded their development, as they hardly got any sleep, and they had more time to build their Jedi light sabre weapon, which caused them to dominate all other species on the planet. Ironically, the light sabre was the first tool the dasofpapodaugpodvpuaojpaodoapfdhoapvnhaophvpoahvfdzorz ever invented, and they never invented fire. They used the light sabre to keep warm and as a torch, and it wasn't until they entered the city stage that one of them accidentally discovered that the light sabre could be used as a weapon, he also noticed it could be used to slice bread. Prior to that discovery, the dasofpapodaugpodvpuaojpaodoapfdhoapvnhaophvpoahvfdzorz had never invented sliced bread either.
Currently in the galactic stage, the dasofpapodaugpodvpuaojpaodoapfdhoapvnhaophvpoahvfdzorz search the galaxy for the alien race that replaced the water on their planet with Jolt cola, they want to reward that race by offering them sliced bread at a discount price.
Does anyone else know anything about the dasofpapodaugpodvpuaojpaodoapfdhoapvnhaophvpoahvfdzorz?
