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Offline Veraal

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5730 on: February 26, 2009, 10:07:13 am »
Granted, but they all walk through a forest, conveniently placed in a nuclear bomb testing area, and today there will be tests on how quick trees can be disintegrated by fire in less than two seconds, where you are walking.

I wish I didn't have a sore throat.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5731 on: February 26, 2009, 10:17:12 am »
Granted, a ninja comes and gives you some pills so you won't have your sore throat, he then cuts your throat in half


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5732 on: February 26, 2009, 10:20:07 am »
Granted. However, they get so angry they send an assassin to kill you. It does.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5733 on: February 26, 2009, 11:04:36 am »
Granted, but you sink in them and drown.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5734 on: February 26, 2009, 11:27:34 am »
Granted. you are arrested for all the illegal activity going on (file transfers and such)


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5735 on: February 26, 2009, 11:32:40 am »
Granted, but you can't control your sudden explosive diarrhea.

I wish I was omnipotent.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5736 on: February 26, 2009, 03:38:39 pm »
granted. but the wealth of information and infinite awareness explode your head.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5737 on: February 26, 2009, 03:42:18 pm »
Granted but you you cant do anything else...noting at all...

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5738 on: February 26, 2009, 05:59:03 pm »
Granted. You now know what to wish for, but you cant use it since i decided to be head you.

I wish for pokemon.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5739 on: February 26, 2009, 10:24:49 pm »
Wish Granted, unfortunately there are newer ones being created every other day and you will never be able to catch em all. EVER.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5740 on: February 27, 2009, 01:45:35 am »
Granted but it doesn't like you and eats your head when you put it on.


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5741 on: February 27, 2009, 04:36:38 am »
Granted. But everyone else gains the ability to see invisible stuff.


I wish I was a jumper and there were no paladins.

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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5742 on: February 27, 2009, 07:35:12 am »
Granted, but I don't know what a jumper is so.. you die painfully in a fire because the paladins weren't there to put it out or something


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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5743 on: February 27, 2009, 08:29:14 am »
Granted, but the knowledge haunts your soul.





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Re: Corrupt a wish
« Reply #5744 on: February 27, 2009, 07:29:52 pm »
Granted, you try it, then your head explodes, and a tentacle monster crawls out.

I wish for explosive bomb nukes.