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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #30 on: June 05, 2006, 05:08:43 pm »
Hansom photos.
-The DMV

Good news
-The IRS

Our reliable cars
-The Ford Motor Company

2006 employment opportunities
-GM

Economically minded Toyota Prius owners.
-Toyota

Sober members of the Kennedy family
-Betty Ford

Sober members of the Osmond family
-Betty Ford

Honest lawyers and honest mechanics
-The FBI polygraph institute


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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #31 on: June 05, 2006, 07:41:17 pm »
Hansom photos.
-The DMV
Was that an intentional pun?
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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #32 on: June 07, 2006, 04:32:38 pm »
How to be a good president
by George Bush
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It's a lot quicker to type normally than to move your finger over the shift button constantly, meaning you eat slightly more food in your life time. That extra food you have to eat could feed a whole nation of chinchillas!

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #33 on: June 07, 2006, 05:06:50 pm »
Junior or Senior?

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #34 on: June 08, 2006, 01:23:23 pm »
How to appeal to everyone

John Kerry

Quote from: John Kerry
Can I get me a hunten license her

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #35 on: June 08, 2006, 03:29:00 pm »
People who saw us as liberators.

The US Army.

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #36 on: June 08, 2006, 03:30:27 pm »
Proper English

- MySpace users

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #37 on: June 08, 2006, 03:30:46 pm »
What I Know
By George W. Bush.

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #38 on: June 08, 2006, 03:31:32 pm »
How to beat The Game
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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #39 on: June 08, 2006, 03:51:11 pm »
How to earn a purple heart

- Kerry

(I'm just going to keep doing these if you keep bashing bush)

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #40 on: June 08, 2006, 04:00:56 pm »
How to earn a purple heart

- Kerry

(I'm just going to keep doing these if you keep bashing bush)
Uh... but he did earn a purple heart.


My Life in the Army
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Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #41 on: June 08, 2006, 04:09:20 pm »
How to earn a purple heart

- Kerry

(I'm just going to keep doing these if you keep bashing bush)
Please leave Political contention out of the gaming section please. You can do those political jokes, but those comments aren't necesarry Samog.

How to act as a cohesive Political Party
By: American Democrats

How to Consider Political Minority Rights
By American Republicans

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #42 on: June 08, 2006, 04:09:33 pm »
I said earn not get

How to win a war
- Democrats

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #43 on: June 08, 2006, 04:13:19 pm »
How not to have a stick up your ass

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #44 on: June 08, 2006, 04:15:40 pm »
non-clich'es
By Most people in this thread
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