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Shortest books ever
« on: May 30, 2006, 07:38:23 pm »
Ok just post a book with name and author that you are very sure would be the shortest book ever. example
Name:List of my posts that made sense
Author:Damned_Zombie

Ill start

Name:List of things I can't afford
Author:Bill Gates


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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2006, 07:45:30 pm »
Name: a bok oF the fisics uf realety
Author: Lol, iDk.

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2006, 08:09:33 pm »
The Book without pages.
By: Anyone

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« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2006, 08:38:57 pm »
The book of jokes that were funny in third grade

by Bob, the man with no arms and no legs who is in the ocean (under the pen name of I. P. Freely)
"Fine. Don't believe me. I'm not lying. all your laziness which you mistake for something funney is driving me insane, quit fooling around!  dude this is just wrong, very wrong. reality does not consist of constrained language. go lock this thread malt. I love the payment."4MOD

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2006, 10:07:30 am »
Presidential Duties
By: George Bush

Business Ethics
Edited By: The Folks at Enron

Life's Hardships
By: Paris Hilton

How to Keep Your Cool
By: That one angry tennis player

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2006, 10:42:28 am »
Why I like america
By: saddam hussain

Why I like France
By: Jeremy Clarkson

My autobiography
By: Feotus

Broken pencils
By: sa*snap* "damnit..."

My least favorite foods
By: Homer simpson

My favorite singers
By: simon cowl

What I have in commen with the queen of england
By: Marilin Manson

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2006, 10:56:08 am »
How to Keep Your Cool
By: That one angry tennis player
The time the umpire was serious. By John McEnroe
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2006, 12:36:19 pm »
How to Keep Your Post Count Low
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« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2006, 03:02:23 pm »
List Of Things I Haven't Shot
By: Dick Cheney

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« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2006, 03:05:13 pm »
List Of Things I Haven't Shot
By: Dick Cheney

List of thinks I havn't round-house-kicked
By: Chuck Norris

HAHA, internet fad's strike again!

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« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2006, 03:26:07 pm »
List of Internet fads which arent tiresome: Shaun "You're the man now dog" Connery
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« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2006, 04:07:38 pm »
"Quality Threads in the Forum Games Section"
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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2006, 04:13:09 pm »
How to avoid using Sarcasm
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« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2006, 05:29:16 pm »
# of Times I won the Kill People Thread
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« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2006, 05:34:11 pm »
The Art of Spam
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« Reply #15 on: June 03, 2006, 01:22:37 pm »
How to not change avatars every week
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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #16 on: June 03, 2006, 01:50:17 pm »
Things I don't know about the gaming industry

By Stephen "Gaming Steve" Glicker.

Quote from: /lurk
PALM: Oh face, come closer. I've needed your touch since I heard that fundamentalist Christians were being stupid again.
FACE: Not again! Quickly Palm, come to me!

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« Reply #17 on: June 03, 2006, 02:07:55 pm »
# of Times I won the Kill People Thread
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But it was never the same, and I was the first to win without an official team. ;)



Things I like
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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #18 on: June 03, 2006, 02:10:19 pm »
People I haven't given a fish stick to.

By Mr. Wizzard.

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #19 on: June 03, 2006, 03:21:04 pm »
How to not change avatars every week
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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #20 on: June 03, 2006, 06:39:17 pm »
How to make every living being hate you
By Stephen Glicker (we love yah, man!)

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #21 on: June 04, 2006, 08:10:01 pm »
The Art of War

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #22 on: June 04, 2006, 10:04:55 pm »
Encyclopedia of Livers I have.

by Me.
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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #23 on: June 04, 2006, 10:34:18 pm »
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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #24 on: June 05, 2006, 02:35:04 pm »
Right-click shortcuts for the Classic Macintosh
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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #25 on: June 05, 2006, 03:04:43 pm »
Actual Efficency
By: The School Board

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #26 on: June 05, 2006, 03:06:28 pm »
My catchphrases
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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #27 on: June 05, 2006, 03:18:54 pm »
What I can't buy.

By Bill Gates.

Quote from: /lurk
PALM: Oh face, come closer. I've needed your touch since I heard that fundamentalist Christians were being stupid again.
FACE: Not again! Quickly Palm, come to me!

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« Reply #28 on: June 05, 2006, 03:24:43 pm »
What I can't buy.

By Bill Gates.

Jokes I notice have been used before.
By Cool AN
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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #29 on: June 05, 2006, 04:18:42 pm »
I was sure some one else already had done it. But since I didn't read the first post I couldn't find it, so I just posted it.

How to remember things.

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Quote from: /lurk
PALM: Oh face, come closer. I've needed your touch since I heard that fundamentalist Christians were being stupid again.
FACE: Not again! Quickly Palm, come to me!

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #30 on: June 05, 2006, 05:08:43 pm »
Hansom photos.
-The DMV

Good news
-The IRS

Our reliable cars
-The Ford Motor Company

2006 employment opportunities
-GM

Economically minded Toyota Prius owners.
-Toyota

Sober members of the Kennedy family
-Betty Ford

Sober members of the Osmond family
-Betty Ford

Honest lawyers and honest mechanics
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« Reply #31 on: June 05, 2006, 07:41:17 pm »
Hansom photos.
-The DMV
Was that an intentional pun?
"Fine. Don't believe me. I'm not lying. all your laziness which you mistake for something funney is driving me insane, quit fooling around!  dude this is just wrong, very wrong. reality does not consist of constrained language. go lock this thread malt. I love the payment."4MOD

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #32 on: June 07, 2006, 04:32:38 pm »
How to be a good president
by George Bush
Quote from: Plank of Wood
It's a lot quicker to type normally than to move your finger over the shift button constantly, meaning you eat slightly more food in your life time. That extra food you have to eat could feed a whole nation of chinchillas!

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« Reply #33 on: June 07, 2006, 05:06:50 pm »
Junior or Senior?

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« Reply #34 on: June 08, 2006, 01:23:23 pm »
How to appeal to everyone

John Kerry

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Can I get me a hunten license her

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« Reply #35 on: June 08, 2006, 03:29:00 pm »
People who saw us as liberators.

The US Army.

Quote from: /lurk
PALM: Oh face, come closer. I've needed your touch since I heard that fundamentalist Christians were being stupid again.
FACE: Not again! Quickly Palm, come to me!

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« Reply #36 on: June 08, 2006, 03:30:27 pm »
Proper English

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« Reply #37 on: June 08, 2006, 03:30:46 pm »
What I Know
By George W. Bush.

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« Reply #38 on: June 08, 2006, 03:31:32 pm »
How to beat The Game
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« Reply #39 on: June 08, 2006, 03:51:11 pm »
How to earn a purple heart

- Kerry

(I'm just going to keep doing these if you keep bashing bush)

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #40 on: June 08, 2006, 04:00:56 pm »
How to earn a purple heart

- Kerry

(I'm just going to keep doing these if you keep bashing bush)
Uh... but he did earn a purple heart.


My Life in the Army
By George 'Dubya is my middle name' Bush
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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« Reply #41 on: June 08, 2006, 04:09:20 pm »
How to earn a purple heart

- Kerry

(I'm just going to keep doing these if you keep bashing bush)
Please leave Political contention out of the gaming section please. You can do those political jokes, but those comments aren't necesarry Samog.

How to act as a cohesive Political Party
By: American Democrats

How to Consider Political Minority Rights
By American Republicans

 :)


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« Reply #42 on: June 08, 2006, 04:09:33 pm »
I said earn not get

How to win a war
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« Reply #43 on: June 08, 2006, 04:13:19 pm »
How not to have a stick up your ass

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« Reply #44 on: June 08, 2006, 04:15:40 pm »
non-clich'es
By Most people in this thread
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« Reply #45 on: June 08, 2006, 04:24:49 pm »
http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=3982.0

How to find the proper place to showcase your political agenda
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*Erroneously posted samog in last Post

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« Reply #46 on: June 09, 2006, 01:12:41 am »
Apostrophe's I have u'sed correctly
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« Reply #47 on: June 09, 2006, 01:40:30 am »

-written by

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« Reply #48 on: June 09, 2006, 03:04:28 am »
Apostrophe's I have u'sed correctly
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Actually, I was using that one in clich'e as an accent, not an appostrophe. Most of the time i'm quite good with them. So there *nyah*:P


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« Reply #49 on: June 09, 2006, 04:48:26 am »
My posts in this thread
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« Reply #50 on: June 09, 2006, 08:17:13 am »
How to make a good movie.

-Uwe Ball.

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« Reply #51 on: June 10, 2006, 03:51:39 pm »
Proper cleaning methods,

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« Reply #52 on: June 11, 2006, 02:12:34 pm »
The Book of Sex
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« Reply #53 on: June 11, 2006, 02:43:41 pm »
No to plastic surgery.

By Micheal Jackson.

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« Reply #54 on: June 11, 2006, 03:57:24 pm »
Taking Care of Baby
by Brittany Spears

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« Reply #55 on: June 11, 2006, 05:34:10 pm »
How to Write a Meangingful Post

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« Reply #56 on: June 12, 2006, 12:02:51 am »
How not to necrobump
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« Reply #57 on: June 12, 2006, 10:32:42 am »
How to use Smileys

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #58 on: June 12, 2006, 04:49:13 pm »
No, I just like =P better then  :P

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« Reply #59 on: June 13, 2006, 07:11:22 am »
Why I'm better then  :P
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« Reply #60 on: June 13, 2006, 02:17:43 pm »
Homonyms
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« Reply #61 on: June 18, 2006, 09:40:37 am »
everything ive thought about in my life
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« Reply #62 on: June 18, 2006, 07:39:02 pm »
good games for xbox
(by non xbox fanboys)

why nintendo should keep trying
(by random gamer)

truth from sony
(by gamers)

good things about the 360
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good customer support
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« Reply #63 on: June 23, 2006, 05:04:17 pm »
How to get your post count high.

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« Reply #64 on: June 25, 2006, 03:08:43 pm »
The Truth

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« Reply #65 on: June 25, 2006, 04:44:32 pm »
How to stay sober.

By Charlie Sheen.

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« Reply #66 on: June 25, 2006, 04:49:26 pm »
Tips on Shaving

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"I thought Pink Floyd was a brand of grills." - 762
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« Reply #67 on: June 25, 2006, 05:49:26 pm »
How to Write Deep Lyrics
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