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Shortest books ever
« on: May 30, 2006, 07:38:23 pm »
Ok just post a book with name and author that you are very sure would be the shortest book ever. example
Name:List of my posts that made sense
Author:Damned_Zombie

Ill start

Name:List of things I can't afford
Author:Bill Gates


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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #1 on: May 30, 2006, 07:45:30 pm »
Name: a bok oF the fisics uf realety
Author: Lol, iDk.

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #2 on: May 30, 2006, 08:09:33 pm »
The Book without pages.
By: Anyone

What will you do?

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #3 on: May 30, 2006, 08:38:57 pm »
The book of jokes that were funny in third grade

by Bob, the man with no arms and no legs who is in the ocean (under the pen name of I. P. Freely)
"Fine. Don't believe me. I'm not lying. all your laziness which you mistake for something funney is driving me insane, quit fooling around!  dude this is just wrong, very wrong. reality does not consist of constrained language. go lock this thread malt. I love the payment."4MOD

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #4 on: June 02, 2006, 10:07:30 am »
Presidential Duties
By: George Bush

Business Ethics
Edited By: The Folks at Enron

Life's Hardships
By: Paris Hilton

How to Keep Your Cool
By: That one angry tennis player

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #5 on: June 02, 2006, 10:42:28 am »
Why I like america
By: saddam hussain

Why I like France
By: Jeremy Clarkson

My autobiography
By: Feotus

Broken pencils
By: sa*snap* "damnit..."

My least favorite foods
By: Homer simpson

My favorite singers
By: simon cowl

What I have in commen with the queen of england
By: Marilin Manson

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #6 on: June 02, 2006, 10:56:08 am »
How to Keep Your Cool
By: That one angry tennis player
The time the umpire was serious. By John McEnroe
Sam is basically right, he's just cranky.

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #7 on: June 02, 2006, 12:36:19 pm »
How to Keep Your Post Count Low
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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #8 on: June 02, 2006, 03:02:23 pm »
List Of Things I Haven't Shot
By: Dick Cheney

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #9 on: June 02, 2006, 03:05:13 pm »
List Of Things I Haven't Shot
By: Dick Cheney

List of thinks I havn't round-house-kicked
By: Chuck Norris

HAHA, internet fad's strike again!

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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #10 on: June 02, 2006, 03:26:07 pm »
List of Internet fads which arent tiresome: Shaun "You're the man now dog" Connery
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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #11 on: June 02, 2006, 04:07:38 pm »
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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #12 on: June 02, 2006, 04:13:09 pm »
How to avoid using Sarcasm
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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #13 on: June 02, 2006, 05:29:16 pm »
# of Times I won the Kill People Thread
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Re: Shortest books ever
« Reply #14 on: June 02, 2006, 05:34:11 pm »
The Art of Spam
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