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Title: Shortest books ever
Post by: Flamester_ on May 30, 2006, 07:38:23 pm
Ok just post a book with name and author that you are very sure would be the shortest book ever. example
Name:List of my posts that made sense
Author:Damned_Zombie

Ill start

Name:List of things I can't afford
Author:Bill Gates
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on May 30, 2006, 07:45:30 pm
Name: a bok oF the fisics uf realety
Author: Lol, iDk.
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Genesis on May 30, 2006, 08:09:33 pm
The Book without pages.
By: Anyone
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Samog on May 30, 2006, 08:38:57 pm
The book of jokes that were funny in third grade

by Bob, the man with no arms and no legs who is in the ocean (under the pen name of I. P. Freely)
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: stuck on June 02, 2006, 10:07:30 am
Presidential Duties
By: George Bush

Business Ethics
Edited By: The Folks at Enron

Life's Hardships
By: Paris Hilton

How to Keep Your Cool
By: That one angry tennis player
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: GCool on June 02, 2006, 10:42:28 am
Why I like america
By: saddam hussain

Why I like France
By: Jeremy Clarkson

My autobiography
By: Feotus

Broken pencils
By: sa*snap* "damnit..."

My least favorite foods
By: Homer simpson

My favorite singers
By: simon cowl

What I have in commen with the queen of england
By: Marilin Manson
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 02, 2006, 10:56:08 am
How to Keep Your Cool
By: That one angry tennis player
The time the umpire was serious. By John McEnroe
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Oviraptor on June 02, 2006, 12:36:19 pm
How to Keep Your Post Count Low
By Krakow Sam
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Pando on June 02, 2006, 03:02:23 pm
List Of Things I Haven't Shot
By: Dick Cheney
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: GCool on June 02, 2006, 03:05:13 pm
List Of Things I Haven't Shot
By: Dick Cheney

List of thinks I havn't round-house-kicked
By: Chuck Norris

HAHA, internet fad's strike again!
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 02, 2006, 03:26:07 pm
List of Internet fads which arent tiresome: Shaun "You're the man now dog" Connery
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Samog on June 02, 2006, 04:07:38 pm
"Quality Threads in the Forum Games Section"
by Samog
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Mr. Wizard on June 02, 2006, 04:13:09 pm
How to avoid using Sarcasm
By: Samog

 ;D
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Pando on June 02, 2006, 05:29:16 pm
# of Times I won the Kill People Thread
By Mr. Wizard
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 02, 2006, 05:34:11 pm
The Art of Spam
By LadyM
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Martham112 on June 03, 2006, 01:22:37 pm
How to not change avatars every week
Bye Damned_Zombie
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Cool AN on June 03, 2006, 01:50:17 pm
Things I don't know about the gaming industry

By Stephen "Gaming Steve" Glicker.
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Mr. Wizard on June 03, 2006, 02:07:55 pm
# of Times I won the Kill People Thread
By Mr. Wizard

But it was never the same, and I was the first to win without an official team. ;)



Things I like
By: LoreAlmighty
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Cool AN on June 03, 2006, 02:10:19 pm
People I haven't given a fish stick to.

By Mr. Wizzard.
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 03, 2006, 03:21:04 pm
How to not change avatars every week
Bye Damned_Zombie

Hi Martham
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 03, 2006, 06:39:17 pm
How to make every living being hate you
By Stephen Glicker (we love yah, man!)
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Fink on June 04, 2006, 08:10:01 pm
The Art of War

- Canada
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Aybraus on June 04, 2006, 10:04:55 pm
Encyclopedia of Livers I have.

by Me.
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: OathinBlood on June 04, 2006, 10:34:18 pm
Things I Don't Know About Dinosaur Uteruses
by OathinBlood
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Legodragonxp on June 05, 2006, 02:35:04 pm
Right-click shortcuts for the Classic Macintosh
-Steve Jobs
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Genesis on June 05, 2006, 03:04:43 pm
Actual Efficency
By: The School Board
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 05, 2006, 03:06:28 pm
My catchphrases
By: Kaz (Riiidge racer!) Hirai
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Cool AN on June 05, 2006, 03:18:54 pm
What I can't buy.

By Bill Gates.
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 05, 2006, 03:24:43 pm
What I can't buy.

By Bill Gates.

Jokes I notice have been used before.
By Cool AN
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Cool AN on June 05, 2006, 04:18:42 pm
I was sure some one else already had done it. But since I didn't read the first post I couldn't find it, so I just posted it.

How to remember things.

By Cool AN.
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Legodragonxp on June 05, 2006, 05:08:43 pm
Hansom photos.
-The DMV

Good news
-The IRS

Our reliable cars
-The Ford Motor Company

2006 employment opportunities
-GM

Economically minded Toyota Prius owners.
-Toyota

Sober members of the Kennedy family
-Betty Ford

Sober members of the Osmond family
-Betty Ford

Honest lawyers and honest mechanics
-The FBI polygraph institute

Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Samog on June 05, 2006, 07:41:17 pm
Hansom photos.
-The DMV
Was that an intentional pun?
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: OathinBlood on June 07, 2006, 04:32:38 pm
How to be a good president
by George Bush
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 07, 2006, 05:06:50 pm
Junior or Senior?
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Unknown on June 08, 2006, 01:23:23 pm
How to appeal to everyone

John Kerry

Quote from: John Kerry
Can I get me a hunten license her

 ::)
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Cool AN on June 08, 2006, 03:29:00 pm
People who saw us as liberators.

The US Army.
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 08, 2006, 03:30:27 pm
Proper English

- MySpace users
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Mr. Wizard on June 08, 2006, 03:30:46 pm
What I Know
By George W. Bush.
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 08, 2006, 03:31:32 pm
How to beat The Game
-Me
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Unknown on June 08, 2006, 03:51:11 pm
How to earn a purple heart

- Kerry

(I'm just going to keep doing these if you keep bashing bush)
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 08, 2006, 04:00:56 pm
How to earn a purple heart

- Kerry

(I'm just going to keep doing these if you keep bashing bush)
Uh... but he did earn a purple heart.


My Life in the Army
By George 'Dubya is my middle name' Bush
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Mr. Wizard on June 08, 2006, 04:09:20 pm
How to earn a purple heart

- Kerry

(I'm just going to keep doing these if you keep bashing bush)
Please leave Political contention out of the gaming section please. You can do those political jokes, but those comments aren't necesarry Samog.

How to act as a cohesive Political Party
By: American Democrats

How to Consider Political Minority Rights
By American Republicans

 :)

Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Unknown on June 08, 2006, 04:09:33 pm
I said earn not get

How to win a war
- Democrats
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Fink on June 08, 2006, 04:13:19 pm
How not to have a stick up your ass

- Unknown
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: GCool on June 08, 2006, 04:15:40 pm
non-clich'es
By Most people in this thread
;D
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Mr. Wizard on June 08, 2006, 04:24:49 pm
http://www.gamingsteve.com/blab/index.php?topic=3982.0

How to find the proper place to showcase your political agenda
By Unknown

*Erroneously posted samog in last Post
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Krakow Sam on June 09, 2006, 01:12:41 am
Apostrophe's I have u'sed correctly
By GCool
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: HolsteinCow on June 09, 2006, 01:40:30 am

-written by
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: GCool on June 09, 2006, 03:04:28 am
Apostrophe's I have u'sed correctly
By GCool

Actually, I was using that one in clich'e as an accent, not an appostrophe. Most of the time i'm quite good with them. So there *nyah*:P


Funny jokes
By HolsteinCow
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Daxx on June 09, 2006, 04:48:26 am
My posts in this thread
-By Da...

...crap.
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Cool AN on June 09, 2006, 08:17:13 am
How to make a good movie.

-Uwe Ball.
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Kratok on June 10, 2006, 03:51:39 pm
Proper cleaning methods,

By:The Uncommon cold (=P)
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: HolsteinCow on June 11, 2006, 02:12:34 pm
The Book of Sex
Written by Gcool
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Cool AN on June 11, 2006, 02:43:41 pm
No to plastic surgery.

By Micheal Jackson.
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Cookie on June 11, 2006, 03:57:24 pm
Taking Care of Baby
by Brittany Spears
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 11, 2006, 05:34:10 pm
How to Write a Meangingful Post

By Damned_Zombie

:P
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Kratok on June 12, 2006, 12:02:51 am
How not to necrobump
By: Kratok

=P
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 12, 2006, 10:32:42 am
How to use Smileys

By Kratok
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Kratok on June 12, 2006, 04:49:13 pm
No, I just like =P better then  :P
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: 7 who ate 9 on June 13, 2006, 07:11:22 am
Why I'm better then  :P
By =P
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: stuck on June 13, 2006, 02:17:43 pm
Homonyms
By: 7 Who ate 9
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: veggie girl on June 18, 2006, 09:40:37 am
everything ive thought about in my life
by:Jade Goody
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: TheChaos7 on June 18, 2006, 07:39:02 pm
good games for xbox
(by non xbox fanboys)

why nintendo should keep trying
(by random gamer)

truth from sony
(by gamers)

good things about the 360
(random gamer)

good customer support
(by steam)
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: jmrdex on June 23, 2006, 05:04:17 pm
How to get your post count high.

By: a Guest
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Mr. Wizard on June 25, 2006, 03:08:43 pm
The Truth

By: Every Politician, Ever.
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Cool AN on June 25, 2006, 04:44:32 pm
How to stay sober.

By Charlie Sheen.
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Kenaz on June 25, 2006, 04:49:26 pm
Tips on Shaving

By Osama Bin Laden
Title: Re: Shortest books ever
Post by: Damned_Zombie on June 25, 2006, 05:49:26 pm
How to Write Deep Lyrics
-SOAD