Author Topic: Meteor hits canada!. (Read 38524 times)

Gorman Conall · « **on:** November 24, 2008, 01:49:36 pm »

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21134540/vp/27889700#27889700

Certainly looks cool on camera. I wonder where it landed and if anybody got hurt or killed.

Kenobro · « **Reply #1 on:** November 24, 2008, 01:50:33 pm »

No, neither. It actually disintegrated. I saw it this morning on the news.

Gorman Conall · « **Reply #2 on:** November 24, 2008, 01:51:33 pm »

Quote from: Kenobro on November 24, 2008, 01:50:33 pm

No, neither. It actually disintegrated. I saw it this morning on the news.

Ah i see, I heard they were looking for the crash site and was wondering why they diden't find it yet. Thats good.

Null · « **Reply #3 on:** November 24, 2008, 01:55:33 pm »

Hey everybody, something happened in Canada!

Quite cool.

Celdur · « **Reply #4 on:** November 24, 2008, 01:57:26 pm »

now its only days before the aliens hatch

Kenobro · « **Reply #5 on:** November 24, 2008, 02:00:27 pm »

Quote from: Celdur on November 24, 2008, 01:57:26 pm

now its only days before the aliens hatch

Oh no. We must use our ultimate weapons of mass destruction against the alien terrorists.

It disintegrated.

Celdur · « **Reply #6 on:** November 24, 2008, 02:03:00 pm »

it disintegrated into spores of EVIL

Null · « **Reply #7 on:** November 24, 2008, 02:04:52 pm »

Clearly, a wall between Canada and the rest of the world will solve our problem. Walls solve everything!

Kenobro · « **Reply #8 on:** November 24, 2008, 02:05:31 pm »

Quote from: Null on November 24, 2008, 02:04:52 pm

Clearly, a wall between Canada and the rest of the world will solve our problem. Walls solve everything!

It disintegrated in the atmosphere.

Krakow Sam · « **Reply #9 on:** November 24, 2008, 02:06:39 pm »

Dispersing the spores. Jeese Kenobro, don't you understand elementary alien invasion strategy?

Null · « **Reply #10 on:** November 24, 2008, 02:07:22 pm »

Those spores have to come down eventually...

Kcronos · « **Reply #11 on:** November 24, 2008, 02:11:35 pm »

Pennicilin? ...Check

Old country songs? ...Check

Gasoline for pod people? ...Check

Yep, I'm ready for the invasion. Now if only I had an an airlock to push things out of...

PatMan33 · « **Reply #12 on:** November 24, 2008, 02:13:12 pm »

Hmm... well Canada's still there, right?

No harm, no foul!

SmileyMan · « **Reply #13 on:** November 24, 2008, 02:24:35 pm »

I'm glad I just finished building my 0,75m lead/2m concrete 400m² bunker. Now I just need to finish installing the cold fusion reactor that I've been hiding since I was 9.

Legodragonxp · « **Reply #14 on:** November 24, 2008, 02:28:52 pm »

Technically it is a meteorite if it actually hits Canada. If it only flies over it it is a meteor-ay.

-Lego

Brutus · « **Reply #15 on:** November 24, 2008, 02:34:27 pm »

its meteoroid if its in space. Meteor if it enters the atmosphere and meteorite if it hits the ground.

edit.

PatMan33 · « **Reply #16 on:** November 24, 2008, 02:42:34 pm »

Quote from: Legodragonxp on November 24, 2008, 02:28:52 pm

Technically it is a meteorite if it actually hits Canada. If it only flies over it it is a meteor-ay.

-Lego

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Krakow Sam · « **Reply #17 on:** November 24, 2008, 02:46:05 pm »

Quote from: SmileyMan on November 24, 2008, 02:24:35 pm

I'm glad I just finished building my 0,75m lead/2m concrete 400m² bunker. Now I just need to finish installing the cold fusion reactor that I've been hiding since I was 9.

Make sure you pack plenty of spare water chips.

Andrew Ryan · « **Reply #18 on:** November 24, 2008, 02:56:27 pm »

Quote from: Krakow Sam on November 24, 2008, 02:46:05 pm

Quote from: SmileyMan on November 24, 2008, 02:24:35 pm
I'm glad I just finished building my 0,75m lead/2m concrete 400m² bunker. Now I just need to finish installing the cold fusion reactor that I've been hiding since I was 9.

Make sure you pack plenty of spare water chips.

Don't forget a G.E.C.K. while your at it.

Yuu · « **Reply #19 on:** November 24, 2008, 07:12:46 pm »

I can see it now.

A few years from now, the countries of the world will form small, circular, walled cities and oil will be replaced by Spice.

Veraal · « **Reply #20 on:** November 25, 2008, 02:23:21 am »

how cool would it be if the meteor was big enough to completely obliterate canada, but not harm any other country?

some change would be nice.

Brutus · « **Reply #21 on:** November 25, 2008, 03:20:42 am »

Canada is great. i think i much smaller meteorite destroying only scotland would be better.

Andrew Ryan · « **Reply #22 on:** November 25, 2008, 07:05:33 am »

Quote from: Brutus on November 25, 2008, 03:20:42 am

Canada is great. i think i much smaller meteorite destroying only ~~scotland~~ North Korea would be better.

Fixed

Glacies · « **Reply #23 on:** November 25, 2008, 08:07:26 am »

They're inside. Help.

Veraal · « **Reply #24 on:** November 25, 2008, 08:18:27 am »

Quote from: Andrew Ryan on November 25, 2008, 07:05:33 am

Quote from: Brutus on November 25, 2008, 03:20:42 am
Canada is great. i think i much smaller meteorite destroying only ~~scotland~~ North Korea would be better.

Fixed

oh, i don't think a meteorite smashing into that powder keg would be so safe, unless you're currently living on the moon, safe from the blast distance of all the nukes going off.

Krakow Sam · « **Reply #25 on:** November 25, 2008, 10:17:03 am »

A meteor impact wouldn't cause nukes to detonate

Nukes require a very specific method to trigger detonation, and they're very carefully manufactured for that not to happen by accident

Kratok · « **Reply #26 on:** November 25, 2008, 10:33:11 am »

O LOL HOPE THAT ROCK DOESNT HIT ANYTHING

*Boom*

Veraal · « **Reply #27 on:** November 25, 2008, 12:15:23 pm »

Quote from: Krakow Sam on November 25, 2008, 10:17:03 am

A meteor impact wouldn't cause nukes to detonate

Nukes require a very specific method to trigger detonation, and they're very carefully manufactured for that not to happen by accident

i know, just have some imagination, by the nine.

/lurk · « **Reply #28 on:** November 25, 2008, 01:57:15 pm »

A much smaller meteor destroying only Brutus would be best, though.

English prat.

PatMan33 · « **Reply #29 on:** November 25, 2008, 02:15:32 pm »

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Brutus · « **Reply #30 on:** November 25, 2008, 02:55:57 pm »

Quote from: /lurk on November 25, 2008, 01:57:15 pm

A much smaller meteor destroying only Brutus would be best, though.

English prat.

Lurk prays for god to shoot people.

dat's meen.

Veraal · « **Reply #31 on:** November 25, 2008, 03:41:47 pm »

yeah?

well...

you love elephants!

and not in a good way.

Krakow Sam · « **Reply #32 on:** November 25, 2008, 03:49:56 pm »

Yes, he suddenly does, for some totally baffling and inexplicable reason >_<

Mae · « **Reply #33 on:** November 25, 2008, 04:40:21 pm »

He's ~~horny~~ tusk-ey.

Andrew Ryan · « **Reply #34 on:** November 25, 2008, 05:13:27 pm »

What the guy above said...

Kenobro · « **Reply #35 on:** November 29, 2008, 01:43:35 pm »

Quote from: Andrew Ryan on November 25, 2008, 05:13:27 pm

What the guy above said...

Then why post?

This is old news by now.

Veraal · « **Reply #36 on:** November 29, 2008, 02:48:18 pm »

@Kenobro: Captain Serious, to the business.

Bona Fide Supraman · « **Reply #37 on:** December 01, 2008, 11:10:39 am »

Speaking of meteors and meteorites

Veraal · « **Reply #38 on:** December 01, 2008, 11:28:19 am »

old.

besides, if that happens, why worry if the fire storm thing comes in at over nine thousand kilometers an hour. die in an instant.

Kenobro · « **Reply #39 on:** December 01, 2008, 12:35:09 pm »

Quote from: Veraal on December 01, 2008, 11:28:19 am

old.

besides, if that happens, why worry if the fire storm thing comes in at over nine thousand kilometers an hour. die in an instant.

Over nine thousand? That can't possibly be correct...

But, you're right, this is old, and who should worry?

Kaizer · « **Reply #40 on:** December 01, 2008, 01:16:19 pm »

Quote from: Veraal on December 01, 2008, 11:28:19 am

old.

besides, if that happens, why worry if the fire storm thing comes in at OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!! kilometers an hour. die in an instant.

ahhh thats better

Bona Fide Supraman · « **Reply #41 on:** December 01, 2008, 03:07:55 pm »

Quote from: Veraal on December 01, 2008, 11:28:19 am

old.

besides, if that happens, why worry if the fire storm thing comes in at over nine thousand kilometers an hour. die in an instant.

If you are shot in the head you die instantly....I still don't particularly want to get shot in the head.

I think you missed the point of it, it's not going "ZOMG look @ this r8 painful way 2 die!!!!11!," it's showing how all life on Earth can be wiped out.

And yes, it is old. But I only found it recently, and liked it. Maybe there are other people who might see it and hadn't seen it before. They might be able to enjoy watching it. But no, Veraal has seen it before, so it can't be posted.

Quote from: Kenobro on December 01, 2008, 12:35:09 pm

who should worry?

...all life on Earth...?

Gorman Conall · « **Reply #42 on:** December 01, 2008, 11:16:44 pm »

Quote from: Veraal on December 01, 2008, 11:28:19 am

old.

besides, if that happens, why worry if the fire storm thing comes in at over nine thousand kilometers an hour. die in an instant.

Emo much?.

So what if its instant i still don't want to die.

Veraal · « **Reply #43 on:** December 02, 2008, 03:23:13 am »

Of course i don't want to die, foolish person.

But it's just that, let's put it this way, I DON'T HAVE SUPER POWERS.

Rct2mad · « **Reply #44 on:** December 02, 2008, 09:14:18 am »

Quote from: /lurk on November 25, 2008, 01:57:15 pm

A much smaller meteor destroying only Brutus would be best, though.

English prat.

Idiot.

Brutus · « **Reply #45 on:** December 02, 2008, 09:28:26 am »

Quote from: Krakow Sam on November 25, 2008, 03:49:56 pm

Yes, he suddenly does, for some totally baffling and inexplicable reason >_<

I'm allowed to like elephants.

Quote from: Gorman Conall on December 01, 2008, 11:16:44 pm

So what if its instant i still don't want to die.

But you'd die before your brain could register their was a danger to you and dead people don't care if they're dead.

Veraal · « **Reply #46 on:** December 02, 2008, 09:30:36 am »

"oh, yes i'm gonna make me the best ever toast right here, oh yes."

*makes toast*

"oh yes, this is gonna taste gooood.*

*bites*

*dies in hellfire*

"awww, hell."

Brutus · « **Reply #47 on:** December 02, 2008, 09:36:18 am »

see i would prefer to enjoy the best ever toast before death.

Bona Fide Supraman · « **Reply #48 on:** December 02, 2008, 01:42:27 pm »

Quote from: Brutus on December 02, 2008, 09:28:26 am

But you'd die before your brain could register their was a danger to you and dead people don't care if they're dead.

That isn't the point.

If you could either carry on living tomorrow, or die in a bloody massive fire storm, which would you rather?

PatMan33 · « **Reply #49 on:** December 02, 2008, 01:45:16 pm »

Umm... I'll live, thank you.

I don't wanna die!

Gorman Conall · « **Reply #50 on:** December 02, 2008, 01:47:16 pm »

Pretty much my point...

I enjoy living enough to want to keep on doing it regardless of whether or not my death is swift and clean or bloody and pain filled.

Brutus · « **Reply #51 on:** December 02, 2008, 01:50:26 pm »

Quote from: Bona Fide Supraman on December 02, 2008, 01:42:27 pm

Quote from: Brutus on December 02, 2008, 09:28:26 am
But you'd die before your brain could register their was a danger to you and dead people don't care if they're dead.

That isn't the point.

If you could either carry on living tomorrow, or die in a bloody massive fire storm, which would you rather?

That isn't the point either. The bad thing about death isn't being dead, it's dying.

PatMan33 · « **Reply #52 on:** December 02, 2008, 01:53:04 pm »

This debate is stupid... go outside.

Brutus · « **Reply #53 on:** December 02, 2008, 01:57:53 pm »

there's an outside?

Veraal · « **Reply #54 on:** December 02, 2008, 01:58:19 pm »

Shotgun on the swing!

Andrew Ryan · « **Reply #55 on:** December 02, 2008, 09:58:34 pm »

Quote from: Brutus on December 02, 2008, 01:57:53 pm

there's an outside?

Hahahahhahaaaa....

Your joking right?

Glacies · « **Reply #56 on:** December 04, 2008, 05:02:50 pm »

its eating help me ther all dead

Andrew Ryan · « **Reply #57 on:** December 04, 2008, 08:53:33 pm »

Glacies, are you ok?

MetallicDragon · « **Reply #58 on:** December 04, 2008, 10:20:39 pm »

Obviously the aliens have emerged from their meteor and have taken over Canada.

And nothing of value was lost.

Brutus · « **Reply #59 on:** December 07, 2008, 10:48:22 am »

why do all americans say canada sucks when its just like america but with a health care system that actually works (and is free) and fewer guns?

Andrew Ryan · « **Reply #60 on:** December 07, 2008, 11:41:42 am »

Because it still technically belongs to the UK which makes it Europe's b*tch.

Brandonazz · « **Reply #61 on:** December 07, 2008, 11:43:09 am »

No it doesn't.

It just recognizes the queen as the "head of state," but not in the power-wielding sense.

Andrew Ryan · « **Reply #62 on:** December 07, 2008, 11:47:01 am »

But it still conforms to European ideals, still making it Europe's b*tch.

Besides, we have a huge *ss army that could take over Canada in a heartbeat. So in a sense it's also our b*tch.

Brutus · « **Reply #63 on:** December 07, 2008, 11:53:33 am »

yea they do, becuse they, like you, are incredibly heavily influenced by european ideals.

Andrew Ryan · « **Reply #64 on:** December 07, 2008, 12:00:08 pm »

But they are more so influenced by European ideals because they still are technically ruled by the UK while we broke off completely from the UK over 200 years ago.

Brandonazz · « **Reply #65 on:** December 07, 2008, 12:08:11 pm »

The Canada Act 1982 (1982 c. 11) is an Act of Parliament passed by the British Parliament that severed all remaining legislative dependence of Canada on the United Kingdom.

They are not ruled by any other nation. They simply recognize the Queen in a ceremonial status.

Now stop it.

Andrew Ryan · « **Reply #66 on:** December 07, 2008, 12:17:36 pm »

Ok...

Um...

Ummmmmmm.....

...

LOOK, A MONKEY!!!

*Leaves thread*

martyk · « **Reply #67 on:** December 07, 2008, 12:19:01 pm »

Quote from: Andrew Ryan on December 07, 2008, 11:47:01 am

But it still conforms to European ideals, still making it Europe's b*tch.

Besides, we have a huge *ss army that could take over Canada in a heartbeat. So in a sense it's also our b*tch.

By ideals do you mean the metric system? Which makes a whole lot more sence than the Imperial, which pretty much only you and the UK/ some ex-colonies still use? Who's conforming to ideals now?

Also, everyone likes us more, so there.

Brutus · « **Reply #68 on:** December 07, 2008, 01:30:23 pm »

Andrew ryan just lost. Why don't we force him to put some childish pic saying he's a loser in his sig?

Kenobro · « **Reply #69 on:** December 07, 2008, 01:34:04 pm »

Quote from: Brutus on December 07, 2008, 01:30:23 pm

Andrew ryan just lost. Why don't we force him to put some childish pic saying he's a loser in his sig?

I wholeheartedly agree with this.

Brandonazz · « **Reply #70 on:** December 07, 2008, 02:59:15 pm »

You would.

Andrew Ryan · « **Reply #71 on:** December 07, 2008, 03:20:25 pm »

Quote from: Brutus on December 07, 2008, 01:30:23 pm

Andrew ryan just lost. Why don't we force him to put some childish pic saying he's a loser in his sig?

Because I will cry like a little baby.

Veraal · « **Reply #72 on:** December 07, 2008, 03:25:20 pm »

Quote from: Brutus on December 07, 2008, 01:30:23 pm

Andrew ryan just lost. Why don't we force him to put some childish pic saying he's a loser in his sig?

Brutus · « **Reply #73 on:** December 07, 2008, 03:37:14 pm »

Veraal, your awesome!!

Right you hold him down, I'll Put it on him.

This is Gonna happen Andrew.

/lurk · « **Reply #74 on:** December 07, 2008, 03:40:13 pm »

Quote from: Andrew Ryan on December 07, 2008, 11:47:01 am

But it still conforms to European ideals, still making it Europe's b*tch.

Besides, we have a huge *ss army that could take over Canada in a heartbeat. So in a sense it's also our b*tch.

Pfft. You couldn't even take over Iraq with our help. Canada's a hell of a lot bigger.

Also ass, bitch.

Grazony · « **Reply #75 on:** December 07, 2008, 03:43:09 pm »

Wait whats with the "ass, bitch" thing /lurk?

Brutus · « **Reply #76 on:** December 07, 2008, 03:46:57 pm »

American soilders trudging through the Ukon would just be slaughtered by climatised soilders.

It would be like an arctic Vietnam

Grazony · « **Reply #77 on:** December 07, 2008, 03:54:38 pm »

If someone did go to war against Canada the Canadains would probably unleash their secret mechs.

Brutus · « **Reply #78 on:** December 07, 2008, 04:05:36 pm »

are they powered by Maple Syrup?

If so then they're unstoppable.

Cobra · « **Reply #79 on:** December 07, 2008, 04:05:43 pm »

Which will be toppled when the invading army use the tow cables of their snowspeeders to trip them up.

Doctor Z · « **Reply #80 on:** December 07, 2008, 05:37:23 pm »

Our mechs are giant balls that can use their many many tentacle like arms as arms, or legs.

Whoops, said too much.

Glacies · « **Reply #81 on:** December 07, 2008, 07:04:02 pm »

Plus, if you guys decide to invade Canada all of Europe and some of Asia goes "WTF? ECOMONIC SANCTSHUNS!" and your economy goes *plink* even more than it already does. And you'll be excommunicated by the pope for aggression against your fellow Christians. He may even call for crusades to be led against you. The elves will bring you nothing but cloth and the humans will seige you. Ghandi will demand iron working and then he'll declare war when your nation refuses. You may be eaten by a grue. Lo-pan will start raising volcanoes around your cities. God will send 7 different kinds of plague against you, and to top it all off, you'll have to withdraw funding to the X-com project and then everyone will die.

Null · « **Reply #82 on:** December 07, 2008, 07:07:21 pm »

Quote

Pfft. You couldn't even take over Iraq with our help. Canada's a hell of a lot bigger.

We had to use your help so we can call our invasion a "multinationa coalition". It doesn't sound good with just us.

Grazony · « **Reply #83 on:** December 07, 2008, 07:19:04 pm »

Glacies do not insult them for they have lay in wait for the perfect opportunity to strike and when they do it will be with the force of Chuck Norris, Godzilla, Gamera, the Death Star, and Trogdor the burninator all combined into one.

Cobra · « **Reply #84 on:** December 07, 2008, 07:22:49 pm »

Isn't Godzilla and I think Gamera both actually from Japan I thought this was an America vs Canada war. If it's every nation vs Canada of course Canada will lose. While at it Trogdor could be argued to be from the Nation of Strong Badia.

Grazony · « **Reply #85 on:** December 07, 2008, 07:31:12 pm »

I said the force of not really the creatures themselves.

Doctor Z · « **Reply #86 on:** December 07, 2008, 08:13:32 pm »

OH YEAH?!?!

WELL WE HAVE LUMBERJACKS, MAPLE SYRUP, PANCAKES, AND IGLOOS!

Also, the pollution of Toronto has been classified as a weapon of mass destruction. Just bottle it up and send it off in a rocket, it'll dissolve depleted uranium!

Grazony · « **Reply #87 on:** December 07, 2008, 08:17:11 pm »

Is it true your pancakes are acutally made with real buzzsaws?

Met · « **Reply #88 on:** December 07, 2008, 08:44:47 pm »

Canada hits meteor!.

Grazony · « **Reply #89 on:** December 07, 2008, 08:48:24 pm »

Oh ****!

Andrew Ryan · « **Reply #90 on:** December 07, 2008, 10:39:39 pm »

Wow...

This topic is certainly off-topic...

martyk · « **Reply #91 on:** December 08, 2008, 12:44:45 am »

Quote from: DoctorZ on December 07, 2008, 08:13:32 pm

OH YEAH?!?!

WELL WE HAVE LUMBERJACKS, MAPLE SYRUP, PANCAKES, AND IGLOOS!

And moose! Mooses? Miece? Whatever.

Also, greatest thread ever.

Veraal · « **Reply #92 on:** December 08, 2008, 03:32:09 am »

I have one thing to say in response to this thread.

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Glacies · « **Reply #93 on:** December 08, 2008, 04:29:37 am »

Our home and native land... *Irritating humming*

/lurk · « **Reply #94 on:** December 08, 2008, 05:00:33 am »

You mean that's the national anthem of Canada?

~~Lumberjack song~~

SBD · « **Reply #95 on:** December 08, 2008, 06:01:08 am »

I wonder what maple syrup based alcohol would taste like.

Krakow Sam · « **Reply #96 on:** December 08, 2008, 06:14:50 am »

Ok, this thread has totally diverted from its original topic and becoming a spamfest. I'm locking it up.