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Offline Person21

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #15 on: January 11, 2007, 08:37:55 am »
BOO!!!! (and grabbing the person on the shoulder)






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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #16 on: January 11, 2007, 10:10:40 am »
Damn my time at MIT didn't prepare me for this.

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #17 on: January 11, 2007, 11:27:54 am »
And then they surgically removed the eggs that the spider had planted in me, rectally...

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #18 on: January 11, 2007, 11:30:49 am »
Would you like to see my shrine to the others?

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #19 on: January 11, 2007, 11:33:36 am »
Have you seen 'Dawn of the Dead'?

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #20 on: January 11, 2007, 01:08:37 pm »
Congratulations son you're a man now, not much of man, mind, more like the male lead from a final fantasy game, but I'm sure that no matter how androgenous you look you are still a man..... probably

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #21 on: January 11, 2007, 01:19:45 pm »
"keep going (insert male name here)"(the other is female...)
Bow down fool. HAHAHA!

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #22 on: January 11, 2007, 02:00:25 pm »
Anything :-\

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #23 on: January 11, 2007, 02:34:35 pm »
"So... what're you watching?"

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #24 on: January 11, 2007, 04:06:23 pm »
FLAME ON!

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #25 on: January 11, 2007, 06:28:41 pm »
So I notice that you're arroused......

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What have you got against intellectual midgets? They're quite smart little guys as far as i can tell.

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #26 on: January 11, 2007, 06:42:53 pm »
Today we have a special guest visit from.... Michael Jackson!

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #27 on: January 11, 2007, 06:46:45 pm »
"Got your nose!"

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #28 on: January 11, 2007, 07:36:12 pm »
wow, four days ago I wouldn't have been able to come within 50 metres of any child.....

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #29 on: January 11, 2007, 09:05:32 pm »
No officer, he was like what when I found him. I didn't tie him down then burn him alive.

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