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Offline Werechicken

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Things not to say when
« on: January 10, 2007, 11:59:03 am »
title sums it up, the person above will have possted a situation you post a humerous line, then you post a situation.
It should be in this form;

Things not to say when having sex

Then the person after would post something like

wow this is so much better with a real woman

then you'd also post your situation, and to get you all started:

Things not to say during sex; (yes you can repeat a situation if you really want to)
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What have you got against intellectual midgets? They're quite smart little guys as far as i can tell.

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #1 on: January 10, 2007, 12:02:26 pm »
"Keeping my eyes closed makes it so much easier."

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No way dude, you're trolling me.

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #2 on: January 10, 2007, 12:38:54 pm »
BOOOMMMBB!!!!!!!!!!!11

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That quote is actualy very witty, Celdur. I suggest you use that in your signature.

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #3 on: January 10, 2007, 01:17:15 pm »
Yes Timmy you rabbit is going to hell for your sins.

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #4 on: January 10, 2007, 02:15:56 pm »
Hey do you want to see how my photoshopped image of a chinese guy?

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Quote from: munchkin5 on January 02, 2011, 08:46:14 am
What have you got against intellectual midgets? They're quite smart little guys as far as i can tell.

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #5 on: January 10, 2007, 04:17:41 pm »
You were an accident.

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #6 on: January 10, 2007, 05:51:16 pm »
hey are you the guy from village people

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Quote from: munchkin5 on January 02, 2011, 08:46:14 am
What have you got against intellectual midgets? They're quite smart little guys as far as i can tell.

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #7 on: January 10, 2007, 06:05:53 pm »
Isn't it possible that the Virgin Mary was a hermaphrodite?

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #8 on: January 10, 2007, 07:40:06 pm »
"Shouldn't you be in a home somewhere?"

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #9 on: January 10, 2007, 08:05:02 pm »
good... meatloaf?

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #10 on: January 11, 2007, 01:02:12 am »
"People we can't drive over 50 miles per hour or this bus will explode!"

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #11 on: January 11, 2007, 01:51:15 am »
Boy did I enjoy exploring the themes and issues in that crappy novel!

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #12 on: January 11, 2007, 04:09:10 am »
Yeah, after I got kicked out of the police force for being involved in a peadophile ring I decided to campaign to get prison sentences lengthened

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Quote from: munchkin5 on January 02, 2011, 08:46:14 am
What have you got against intellectual midgets? They're quite smart little guys as far as i can tell.

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #13 on: January 11, 2007, 06:12:04 am »
Heh, so much for improved airline security.  You wouldn't believe what I just snuck through!

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Re: Things not to say when
« Reply #14 on: January 11, 2007, 08:30:55 am »
Hey teach, got any pot? This lesson's boring

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