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December 13, 2007Gaming Steve's Top 10 Video Games That Nobody Played in 2007Sure everyone loves to read about the best games of year, but just how many times can you read about Super Mario Galaxy and Mass Effect? I’m here to tell you about ten excellent games that somehow fell through the cracks in 2007, all of which well deserve your time and attention. So after you've gotten your fill of Call of Duty 4 and Halo 3, give one of these gems a try. You won’t be disappointed.
Well now that the weather can turned cold and wintry you owe it to yourself to check out this fantastic title from Starbreeze Studios, the makers of the 2004 “way better than the move” Chronicles of Riddick: Escape from Butcher Bay. Based upon the Top Cow comic book, The Darkness successfully mixes horror, action, and adventure into a unique First-Person Shooter. Without giving too much away you become possessed by a demonic force and you’ll need to combine FPS gunplay with your unique demonic powers. It’s a cool combination that never gets old and allows you to play the game in a variety of ways. Do you use demonic stealth power and kill your enemies at a distance, or will you just run and gun down your foes? Oh yeah, and don’t forget to eat your enemies hearts to boost your power! That never gets old. One of the more interesting aspects of this game which was included for no other reason other than to add to the game’s atmosphere you can literally sit and watch entire movies, television shows, cartoons, and music videos inside the game itself. I actually watched To Kill a Mockingbird on a TV within the game, which is either really sad or cool (I still haven’t decided which). It’s little touches like this which make this game stand out from your standard FPS fare. Plus it doesn’t hurt that this game looks fantastic, especially on the PS3. Now that you’ve finished Halo 3 and Crysis look toward The Darkness to fill your FPS fix. Orcs & Elves does its best to recreate the feeling of those old school fantasy RPGs released in the 80s/90s but combined with modern FPS gameplay aspects. Think Quake but with magic and goblins and with a dash of RPG thrown in for good measure, and after years of starvation from the old-school dungeon-crawling genre, Orcs & Elves is like a five-course feast that will stuff you with RPG goodness. The game starts out as your standard FPS fare – walk through corridors, kill monsters, collect loot, improve your weapons – but as you play you’ll start to see why this game received such acclaim when first released last year. The combat is addictive, quests are fun, your selection of weapons is extensive, characters are silly, the plot is always changing, and the game is expertly paced. Cut from the “just one more turn” school of gaming, this game will continuously keep you engaged and challenged. Filled with fun quests (including bartering with dragons and drinking with ghost dwarfs), monsters which actually require tactics to defeat, and a plethora of weapons and magic this is a game which will keep you engaged from beginning to end. For $20 you won’t do much better when it comes to old-school monster-killing.
The graphics are insanely gorgeous, the action fast and furious, and the gameplay innovative. Sort of the “Pulp Fiction” of video games, Odin Sphere tells its story through five protagonists, each of which you’ll get a chance to play. Each character has its own unique fighting style and controls, which always keeps the game fresh and new. Plus as you explore their history you’ll reveal a larger, overarching story as each character intersects with the others. The final result is an epic story that continuously keeps you interested throughout. Gameplay is your “standard” 2D-fantasy-action-epic-RPG (heh, when was the last time you played one of those?), only on this world all of the levels are designed like spheres (get the title now?). Like the classic game Defender, the levels continuously loop and will only allow you to escape once you defeated the appropriate number of foes. Oh yeah, and you need to kill monsters in order to grow your power-ups from plant seed. You know … like sheep. Come on people! Isn’t the PS2 like the best-selling game console in the world? Don’t you have like four or five PS2 in your house collecting dust? Why aren’t you playing this crazy beautiful game?! Send your PS2 off in style with this fantastic game.
The top screen is used to display the dungeon using relatively simple 3D graphics from a first-person point of view. While the bottom screen is used to map your progress through the dungeon, just like the classic days when having a pad of graph paper next to your computer was mandatory. And this simple act of mapping your progress really connects you to the adventure and makes you want to explore the 25-level dungeon. Extremely challenging and well-designed, Etrain Odyssey is a refreshing blast-from-the-past. The gameplay is relatively simple – build party, kill monsters, gain levels, explore the dungeon – but with a wealth of character customization you’ll actually enjoy the occasional grind just to level-up your characters and try out their new abilities. Oh yes, and the music is easily the best ever to appear in a DS game to date. If you cut your teeth on rigorous dungeon crawls from the Apple II+ days this game will be right up your alley. And when you complete this long, brutal game, you will have (in your best John Houseman voice now) “Earned It!” Bonus: The sequel is being released in Japan next year.
With a strange name and an even stranger storyline – the retelling of the story of Joan of Arc within a fantasy world with talking animals, demons, and magic powers -- Jeanne D’Arc is an attractive and vibrant game that is accessible to newcomers and SRPG veterans alike. Unlike other SRPGs which require a PhD to completely understand Jeanne D’Arc takes the time to explain to you how the elaborate combat system works. And between the intense battles and the intense story you’ll never be bored by this 30-hour game. If you’re looking for a solid strategy game and aren’t afraid to learn a bit about history (granted this history has talking dogs and orcs) you won’t find a better PSP game this year.
Sure I could go into detail about the beautiful graphics, immersive storyline with plenty of unexpected twists, and a fun action-combat system, but what you need to know is this. If you like RPGs then you will like this game. In fact, I put this game up against any RPG released on the PS2, including all of the Final Fantasy games, and say that this game is as good if not better than all of them. And the action-combat system actually makes combat fun, unlike those tiresome turn-based combat systems which take forever to complete. And since this game was released nearly a year ago you can get this game cheap! In fact, I just saw this game in the bargain bin at Best Buy just the other day. This game does not deserve the silent funeral that is the gaming bargain bin. So while you are waiting for Final Fantasy XIII to released sometime in the year 2000-who-heck-knows, break out your PS2 and start exploring the Rogue Galaxy!
But what makes this game so great? Where to start? Let’s see – the combat is deep, the world is fun to explore, each character feels completely unique, the story is interesting, the music and voiceovers are fantastic, and the rival gangs are truly original. Where else can you fight gang members who walk around in top hats and mime makeup? And with twenty gangs in the game you’ll always have someone interesting to fight. The PSP version is a near perfect port of the original PS2, or if you want get the PS2 or Xbox versions for a song. If you love Rockstar and the “feel” of their games then it owe it to yourself to pick up this gem. It’s as if this movie was custom-made for Rockstar to turn into a video game as no other game “feels” more like a Rockstar game than this one. Listen to Cyrus, “Can you dig it?”
Sure there is a main plot, but the core gameplay consists almost entirely of puzzles. You will need to solve a series of levels, each of which is presented to you with a Rube Goldberg-type layout. By correctly performing a series of mind-bending actions you’ll be able to solve the puzzle and receive your prize. Those familiar with the popular Hapland games will feel right at home here (and for those of you who have never played the Hapland-style games make sure to check out these mind-boggling games). The puzzles in Zack & Wiki range in difficultly from easy to fiendish, but yet are never frustrating enough to make you quit the game in its entirety. Plus the game has its own in-game help system for those who are truly stuck. And best of all the game fully utilizes the Wii Remote where your on-screen actions mimic the actions of the Remote. Need to go fishing? The Wii Remote mimics a fishing rod. Need to light a torch? Wave the Wii Remote into the firepit. Using the Wii Remote in this manner feels natural and is a lot of fun. Something else worth mentioning is that this is a great game to play in a family or party setting. The puzzles lend themselves to group with one person controlling Zack and the others helping out. Others can even use their Wii Remotes while you are playing, which turn into a “Wii laser pointer” device, to help point out areas for you to explore. In fact, I would say this game is even more fun to play with others, especially those who aren’t the “gaming type” as the puzzles and Wii controls will appeal to just about anyone who likes to have fun. And for those “gaming types” out there, don’t be turned off by the colorful graphics and funny animations. Even the most jaded gamer will crack a smile when playing this game. At $40 this game is a total steal and one of the best games out for the Wii right now. Trust me, you won’t be disappointed with this one.
You play as the Overlord, a nameless, faceless brute who controls an army of goblin-like minions who tell as many jokes as they do throw punches. There are four different types of minions, each having a different ability, and through them you’ll need to traverse through a fantasy world and defeat seven “goodie-two-shoes” heroes. And although the combat and strategy elements are fun, it’s the simple act of exploring the world where this game really takes on its character. Everything you will see is familiar, but twisted. Hobbits are gluttonous brutes, elves are morose sloths, dwarfs are physocpathic moneybags, and so on. Diving deep into this “Lord of the Rings-esque World Gone Bad”, and then systematically destroying most of it, is a truly fun experience. As a bonus unlike so other games which contain humor, the humor in this game is actually funny! The graphics, the voiceovers, the quests, your minions – everything is colored with a wonderful contemporary British humor. You’ll come for the game, but you’ll stay for the jokes. Best of all you can play this game on the GameTap service as well as the Xbox 360 and PC. So if you were looking for an excuse to try out this excellent service now you can sign-up just to play Overlord. And you too can “be evil … or really evil!”
No seriously, have you sat down and dedicated yourself to play Portal from beginning to end? Or your friends? Or your family? Or your friends of the family? I’m serious here. Not since the release of Tetris has a game been so perfect and shown the true power of the emotional response that gaming can achieve, and Portal is a game no man, woman, or child shouldn’t play at least once in their life. If you consider yourself a “gamer” and haven’t played Portal yet, well, then you simply aren’t a “gamer”. It’s just that simple. Your knowledge and understanding of what gaming is and what it can accomplish will never be complete until you play and experience the sublime masterpiece that is Portal. Sure Grand Theft Auto and Halo get all the headlines and press, but Portal is something more. It is one of those extremely rare games that show the true power of what gaming can convey across multiple levels. Portal is up there with the genre-defining masterpieces of Super Mario Brothers, Tetris, and The Legend of Zelda, but perhaps even better. Portal is perfect in every measure of gaming, and in most measures of popular entertainment as well. But why you ask? Let’s examine the ways: The story is engaging and has a clearly defined three act structure, just like the greatest movies and plays of all time. The visuals convey the world of Portal perfectly, everything is familiar but yet odd and at no time will you be taken outside of the game because of a misplaced pixel or design element. The sound design beautiful, perfect, unearthly and will haunt your memories for years to come. The controls will make you do things you never though possible and expand your mind in new directions. You’ll accomplish things you’ll never knew were possible just a few short hours before you started to play this game. The ending is easily one of the greatest endings of all time, for any medium, and will keep people talking (and singing) for years to come. The length is perfect. Sure it is short; taking only around 2-3 hours to finish, but this allows Portal to be played exactly like it should. If Portal was yet another 25 hour FPS it would have been remembered a good game with interesting controls and that would have been it. But by being short it allows you to appreciate every single second that you play the game, lets you marvel and how they were able to pack so much story into such a short period of time. There is no “dead time” in portal, no filler content, no repetitive tasks. Portal is exactly the perfect length for the story it needs to tell, and it will keep you wanting for more. And at three hours there is no excuse for you no to play this game at least once. Everyone can finish the game of Portal. Portal isn’t just a game … it is art and helps move the entire medium that much closer to being respected and viable medium for telling a complex engaging story as good, if not better, than any other popular medium. So once again I ask … have you played Portal? Posted by Gaming Steve at 1:00 PM
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It's a lie ! Posted by DoggySpew at December 13, 2007 2:19 PMThe cake is a lie. Posted by Salvatorus at December 13, 2007 2:26 PMNumber one video game that nobody played in 2007 is Portal? It's one of the most talked about titles of the year. Are you sure it belongs on this list? Posted by Pekuja at December 13, 2007 2:44 PMI will tell you why Portal is on the list. Yes it was talked about by everyone and gotten a huge amount of press. But of all my "gaming friends", including developers, I would say that less than 10% of those people have played Portal. And many people I have spoken to online and at gaming conventions have yet to play it. And that is why it's on the list. This is a game that you simply must play and I'm surprised just how many people HAVEN'T played it. Posted by Gaming Steve at December 13, 2007 2:52 PMgood lord, portal shouldn't be there - every1 i kno has played that game. just me i guess also the darkness shouldve been replaced with two worlds but steve! i invited all your friends! even your best friend companion cube! but he could not come, because YOU MURDERED HIM!!!! Posted by xenomorph at December 13, 2007 3:31 PMAs soon as the Darkness comes to PC, I intend to pick it up. I remember Riddick: Butcher Bay being an XBoX exclusive, so I finally bit the bullet, picked it up, and played through on a freaking gamepad...only to have it be released for the PC not too long after with additional content. Odin Sphere is also on my "to buy" list, but not at full price...I just can't see myself getting that much value out of it currently. Zack & Wiki, same story (except I lack a Wii). I want to support developers who take a chance, but I'm simply not convinced (based on trailers) that it's my "thing"... ...and Etrian Odyssey was never even on my radar... Though I wonder if The Witcher should actually be on this list - I just can't imagine an obscure Polish fantasy license turned into a hardcore PC rpg becoming a sales hit, unfortunately. That's sad, since I've really enjoyed it thus far. Posted by T-BirD at December 13, 2007 3:34 PMits safe to say that i have not played portal...i really want to...but being a ps3 owner...after what gabe newell said about ps3...cant happen...and especially with the talk of the orange box being garbage on ps3...i cant buy it.. Posted by Dante at December 13, 2007 3:35 PMThe Witcher would probably be number 11 on this list. However I have read that the sales for The Witcher have been very strong overseas, so I think we have not seen the last of that series. Posted by Gaming Steve at December 13, 2007 3:41 PMI have 7 of 10 of the games mentioned. I never claimed to be "typical." Zack and Wiki is the most fun you'll have operating imaginary machinery. Some levels have lower-scoring solutions. Posted by Robb at December 13, 2007 5:06 PMno way. Orange box sold a ton. Number one game should be shadowrun. It got reviews way lower than should be. Ranks up past halo and along sides call of duty Posted by btfosho at December 13, 2007 5:07 PMquote: its safe to say that i have not played portal...i really want to...but being a ps3 owner...after what gabe newell said about ps3...cant happen...and especially with the talk of the orange box being garbage on ps3...i cant buy it.. end quote.
Who give a flying rats ass, the game is still awesome. Posted by PikMini at December 13, 2007 7:54 PMActually I accidentally stumbled upon the Overlord demo earlier this week and loved it so much i went out and bought the real game(PC version). I put the lack of interest in this game down to the lack of Hype and media coverage it gets personally. Well here in Australia where i am i do, at least.
ROM Posted by ROM at December 13, 2007 8:04 PMHey, I 've played portal and it was AWESOME but quite short I must say... anyway, it was a really great game even if I don't know anybody else who played it... in my opinion : it soudnt be on the list ...GODDAMMIT! Posted by Monolord at December 13, 2007 8:55 PMPortals is good! Portals really is a wonderfully awesome game. It is extremely deep and you'll find yourself loving every minute of it. Not to mention the best credit song ever!!! Oh yeah, and almost no of my 'gamer' friends have ever played it. - Maybe Black Mesa. Hmm, i haven't played or even paid much attention to any of these games listed. I have considered Jeanne D’Arc, i really enjoy strategy games. I'm defiantly going to put it on my x mas list :D after reading the review. Posted by pseudogamer at December 14, 2007 12:45 AMYeah every gamer I know has played Portal, or 95% of them.. but then again I almost forced everyone into buying Orange Box.. it tripled my Steam friends list! Posted by nrg753 at December 14, 2007 2:30 AMI will definitely buy Zack & Wiki as soon as it comes out, to us in the PAL region it is a game of 2008... :/ Jeanne d'Arc is the best strategy game on the PSP, hell it's as good as Advance Wars on the DS if you ask me. The only reason I haven't played Portal is that the only way to get it is to buy the Orange Box and I don't want to fork out money for games I don't want to play. There should be an option to get Portal seperate. I really want to play it because it is so rare that there are original games that really make you think. Posted by Matt at December 14, 2007 12:16 PMI believe The Witcher sold over 1 M copies in its first week globally (I think it was in the first 3 days but I'm not sure). Still, it's very overlooked, especially by reviewers... Posted by teo at December 14, 2007 2:39 PMPortal rules. The flash version is awesome as well. I've completed both. Posted by Josh Miller at December 14, 2007 3:15 PMI rented the Darkness, and felt it was pretty mediocre. Besides, I seem to remember it being pretty hyped so I'm not sure it deserves to be on the list. Saw a video for Orcs & Elves a bit before release and it looked TERRIBLE. Warriors was decent on Xbox(rent). I hate playing 3D games on handhelds though. N-nobody played Portal? It's been released on 3 platforms packaged along with one of the most highly successful franchises of all time. I'm sure it's been played enough. Maybe not in Halo 3 quantities, but it's been played and honestly shouldn't be on the list no matter its(the game's) quality. Also, Steve, you should out a holiday buying guide of some sort. You know this stuff. Posted by Malt at December 14, 2007 5:28 PMMalt: The Darkness has its flaws but it's a pretty fun game and it does a lot of unique, different things so its worth trying out. Also it's one of the few good PS3 games out there right now. Orcs & Elves is an acquired taste. If you like old-school dungeon crawlers then you will love this game. If not, this is probably not your cup of tea. Portal is on the list because not nearly as many people have played it as you might think. True it might be harsh to say that "nobody played it", but the number of people who have actually played it is a lot lower than you might think. The Orange Box has not sold that great on the Xbox 360, (total PC sales are unknown due to Steam), and the PS3 version just came out. Sure it got a TON of press and is mentioned within the gaming blogs on a daily basis, but that does not mean that game has been played by a lot of people. Check out this article about the sales struggles for the Orange Box: http://tinyurl.com/28p325 Look at Psychonauts, that game came out over two years ago and is STILL talked about in the press to this day, but yet it has hardly been played. I have never meet a single person in all my travels who has played this game and when it came out its sales were atrocious. Check out this interesting article: http://tinyurl.com/2cllot You might think Portal has been played by every single person on the planet, but I assure you 20-times more people have played Assassin's Creed than have played Portal, and that's just sad. Posted by Gaming Steve at December 14, 2007 5:46 PMI'm in the midst of trying to finish Jeanne D' Arc. Great game with a great story. Trying to finish it is pissing me off, though. The final stage is kind of ridiculous, difficulty-wise. That wouldn't bother me so much except that now I have to replay several of the stages I've already done for an embarrassing pittance of experience. I also know that there are several stages that unlock only AFTER you finish the main campaign. WHY?! I need that now, dammit! Posted by Razorburn2021 at December 14, 2007 6:21 PMGot portals with my orange box, first thing I played, and beat it in that one sit down(not as much fun the 2nd+ time through cause u know how to beat it. I didn't buy overlord but gametap has it for free if u have a subsciption with them. Posted by Tarrock at December 14, 2007 7:33 PMAbout Portal: I think its a great game.. i finished it.. the only thing is its lengh.. common.. yes its "played like it should" but i think they could add a few side levels just for the fun of it.. Like a puzzle mode where you have all those strage long puzzles to crack (outside of the storyline..) In their place i would realese a free expension over steam with a pack of like 5-10 more good levels.. Posted by kost at December 15, 2007 5:11 AMOhh, Portal...... I gotta play that soon. Posted by Ninteen45 at December 15, 2007 8:54 AMSteve: I see what you're saying about Portal/TOB. However, despite it's rather low sales(at least compared to its quality and hype), I don't think it should be as high on the list, based on a sales-to-quality ration. Especially compared to games like Jeanne D’Arc(which I had never even heard of prior to your article). It just doesn't seem to fit in. It's just my opinion though, and it's a good list. And now I have to go replay Psychonauts. Are you happy Steve? ARE YOU HAPPY!?
Yeah i am surprised that so few have played portal yet there is so much talk about it. Heck i heard one who dares call him self a professional reviewer that have not play the game yet. Heck it has been out for a wile and is something you can pick up at any time yet for some reason he have not play it. What is wrong with people. This is probably the best game of the year. (I have not seen anything better.) Posted by Yokto at December 15, 2007 3:01 PMI bought Etrian Odyssey and Overlord, I tried to get my father into Portal, (huge failure, way too complex for a noob) and I don't own any consoles except for the DS, so those games don't count for me. So I consider myself a good video game player, who makes the right purchases. I would have also bought Orcs & Elves, but I have played too many Role-Playing Games this year. (Etrian Odyssey, Puzzle Quest, NWN 2: MotB, NWN 1 plus both addons, and probably some more that I forgot) And I'm still planning on playing The Witcher, so Orcs & Elves comes after that.
I'm with Steve in this: Portal is one of the best games... EVER! And I'm not the kind of person who says this 4 times a year. As a PC gamer I can only compare the PC titles from this year, but none of them comes close to Portal. Crysis? No way. Bioshock? LotRO? UT3? COD4, Enemy Territory, HL2: Episode 2... All of them good games, but pieces of cake compared to the enormous CAKE that Portal is... Posted by Doubleclick at December 16, 2007 7:59 AMThe cake is a lie Well Sagan did you try just to let him play the game in his own time? The first levels are very well made and should work as a good way to teach him the new skill of portal jumping. But then again if he have not played any FPS then struggling with the controls could be enough to put him off. It is hard to focus on the games when you thinking about how to move you mouse or press the right button on you joypad controller. Posted by Yokto at December 16, 2007 7:54 PMI agree, Yokto. While Portal is unique in that it plays like a puzzle game, it still has FPS controls. And that can be very confusing to people not used to them. One thing I've found is that 3D controls in general are a bit daunting to inexperienced players. For example, trying to show my Dad(gamer since the Pac-Man days) how to play Halo 3. Controlling both your crosshair and your "head" was the biggest challenge he had. Even playing Marble Balst Ultra I had to constantly remind him that he could adjust the view to see around him. It's something about 2D to 3D that does it, I guess. Aw, I'm getting off-topic. Just adding my 2 cents. Posted by Malt at December 16, 2007 8:12 PMPortal is THE reason I bought the Orange Box for the PS3. I would have paid full price for Portal alone if it came with map editing and sharing tools. (Tempted to pick up the PC version as well for this sole reason, even though my laptop would struggle to run it). Posted by SilPho at December 17, 2007 8:28 AMAfter reading this and looking at more info on some of the games, i was able to snag Etrian Odyssey for Christmas. It looked pretty neat and I cant wait to play it. I haven't played a solid adventure RPG in a long time, and i need a break from Pokemon, cause I've played it to death over the past 2-3 weeks. I also really want to play Portal, and my brother is getting the Orange Box for Christmas, so it might be possible =) Posted by Somebody at December 19, 2007 3:40 AMI gots 6 outta 10 (well i pawned orcs & elves and warriors on the Ps2, but it counts!) Posted by ken at December 25, 2007 3:07 AMI agree that although Odin Sphere got quite alot of press, no where near enough people have played it yet. i've got it and i LOVE it (except book two. i despise that pooka prince). Post a comment
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