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MMORPG Call Girls? Oh Boy...
Just when you think you have seen everything in MMORPGs something new (and disturbing) comes along. It appears that some clever person is willing to sell an "E-Date with a hawt Night Elf." That's right, call girls have finally appeared in the World of Warcraft.
It is hard to do this news justice, so let's just post her eBay advertisement shall we?
Hi Guys* Molten Core making you hot?
* BWL bumming you out?
* Tired of grinding that next level?Kick back, relax and let me take care of you! I will do anything, yes ANYTHING you want me to. Let me dance my sultry Night Elf dance for you. Let me run my fingers through your hair and shower you with kisses. Want some hot girl on girl action? I'll invite one of my girlfriends over and the 2 of us will blow your mind. I am waiting for you to command me!
What you are bidding on is one, in game, hour of my time. During that hour I will do anything you ask of me that is possible using emote, character control and chat interface. The winning bidder can either roll a character on my server, or I'll roll one on your server. We will set up a day and time to meet and spend our hour together. I have several sexy outfits I can wear for you and getting new ones every day. I love to dress up <3. You are welcome to take screenshots and make movies of our time together. I am very photogenic!
Good Luck! I can't wait to meet you!
I have now seen everything ... until next time that is.
How long is a In Game Hour?
Oh, and how far gone do you have to be to buy (Not purchase buy) this?
This is why I hate MMORPGs. THEY STEAL YOUR SOUL.
One in-game hour is the same as real world. What the eBayer means is that she will spend a total of an hour actually in the game doing these things with you - so i presume you could go in for a 20 minute "session" (lol...) and then go back for a 40 minute one at a later date until your hour is up. Unless i've misunderstood...
Posted by Janos at September 9, 2005 4:08 PMHeh...
Well....
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... heh
Whaaaaa?
Wouldn't it just be easier to make a nightelf yourself and "do" it your self?
Posted by Cool AN at September 9, 2005 5:01 PM"Whaaaaa?
Wouldn't it just be easier to make a nightelf yourself and "do" it your self?"
Well yes it would, but then you wouldn't have the satisfaction of knowing that there is a 52 year old male truck driver on the other side pretending to be a woman.
Posted by Crowster at September 9, 2005 5:48 PMLMFAO well with any game or anything, once a population gathers, people will do anything to make a buck, lol
Sorry to say it but thats freaking hilarious, and hopefully will help pay for the pocket empty'ing addiction so many people have.... MMO's
lata's and good work Steve
Posted by Yoyort at September 9, 2005 11:04 PMI remember when this used to go on in Ultima Online. How sad...
Posted by Danzik at September 10, 2005 5:01 AMHahaha, did anyone else notice the sellers user name: "JailBait15"?
Posted by Bill at September 10, 2005 1:29 PMThis "hawt" Night Elf is more than likely a 300 pound man who needs to pay the next rent check to his mom.
In the rare case that it's not a setup or a 300 pound man (err...a man at all), then I suppose the real problem is that they're selling their virtual bodies for real money. I'd at least be willing to put it "in character" if it were for game gold. Ah well... I'm sure that someone's in for a big surprise, no matter what happens.
Posted by Tron at September 10, 2005 2:01 PMRather than putting this down, people haven't thought of the advertisment approach to this, think of winning the auction, then setting up a vid capture program, and record this 'momentous' occasion.
Heck if at anything, it might get some laughs.
Posted by Midnight at September 10, 2005 7:24 PMAnd if it's not a 300 pound man, then it's definitely a 300 pound woman.
Posted by Evenwisp at September 11, 2005 4:30 AMwell. All that's left now is a sitcom with Mr T and Richard Simmons as roomates, and i'll have officially seen everything.
Posted by Shakaka36 at September 11, 2005 5:55 AMHell I already had a night elf for free. Problem is she was a druid and kept on shapeshifting during sex :P
Posted by Morghdred at September 11, 2005 8:56 PM95% chance this is a guy....
Posted by Beomoose at September 13, 2005 11:39 AMI highly recomend the beautiful services of teh lovely night elf.
when is the Dwaf call girls coming?
lol
Posted by mik at October 1, 2005 5:20 PMOMG, SICK CHIKSILOG!!!
CHIKSILOG = Filipino term for guys pretending to be CUTE and PRETTY women in-game.
CHIKS (Chicks)
ILOG = itlog (egg - you know male genitalia)
hence CHIKSILOG
Posted by Laibeus Lord at November 3, 2005 2:57 AMBlood Elf Female is HAWTer
Posted by Blood ELF at November 3, 2005 3:00 AM