Gaming Steve

August 29, 2005

Hot Biscuit Mod for Nintendogs

Hot BiscuitI guess if you play any game long enough you'll find something naughty. It appears that some hackers somehow managed to unlock something "not quite right" in the "E for Everyone" rated Nintendogs! Oh those naughty little doggies!

Okay, before I get a ton of letters about this image here are few things that I know. First, I don't know if this is a real or a hoax, but do keep in mind that real dogs to hump each other on occasion (just like people!). Two, I have never see this sort of behavior with my Nintendogs, but you never know. Three, if someone has seen this sort of behavior in your game I would be interested to hear from you. Fourth, make sure to contact Jack Thompson right away! I would love just to read the press release he comes up on this one and how it is "corrupting the children".

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You gotta be sh***ing me!!

Posted by PatMan33 at August 29, 2005 06:08 PM

From what I read about Nintendo's E3 2005 Press Conference, that actually happened between Shigeru Miyamoto's dog, and Tina Wood's while they were demonstrating the game.

Posted by SenseiJinx at August 29, 2005 06:36 PM

Oh man! Somebody screwed the pooch on this one... er... aint that a b!tch?.. er... Its a dog eat dog world out there... er.. no... forget it.

:)

-Lego

Posted by legodagonxp at August 29, 2005 06:37 PM

so what? that's just part of a natural behaviour, so why not implement it into the game? :D just kidding, I have to admit it's rather disturbing to see something like that in a video game which can be played by people of every age....

Posted by Karma at August 29, 2005 07:19 PM

HAHA! Nintendogs is obviously teaching our children that it is perfectly right to hump other people or even dogs! It was obviously intended to be some sort of humping simulator so that when kids went out into the world in their everyday lives, they would know exactly how to do these sort of things. /sarcasm

Posted by Areku at August 29, 2005 08:16 PM

I'm telling you, this will allow zoophiles to REHEARSE their foul acts in a virtual enviroment. In fact, I am sure that the company that made this is actually encouraging otherwise normal people and children to hump dogs and OTHER things as well. Let's put an end to this before it does MORE damage.

Posted by Haddeen Sol at August 29, 2005 09:17 PM

Hmm...interesting. Although it doesn't really bother me.

Posted by Simman at August 29, 2005 09:17 PM

are they going to release a patch to fix this filth?
*sarcasm*

Posted by Devilmachine at August 29, 2005 09:51 PM

So what? It's hilarious in comedy movies, but if it's true it might get legislature passed banning mods or something.

Posted by JiMmY_dEaN at August 29, 2005 10:21 PM

It is a fake. The poster, Yannu, did it himself here: http://www.4colorrebellion.com/archives/2005/08/25/hot-biscuit-mod/--not that we should let out the proof until Jack Thompson goes haywire about it! Then we'll tell him and he'll look like a fool...or an even bigger fool...

Posted by Ryuukuro at August 29, 2005 10:22 PM

I hate censorship. I hate it. This SHOULD be in the game, because it really happens. Oh wait, not with PUPPIES. or, am I wrong on that? They STAY puppies in the game right? or do they actually grow up?

Posted by Deep Lee at August 30, 2005 02:17 AM

What the...

Bahaha. That is awesome.

Posted by Gauphastus at August 30, 2005 04:01 PM

omg...

I'm generally offensed by 2 dogs humping.
I'm going to go call Jack Thompson right now and tell him that this image has emotionally scarred me and have them change ninentdogs to an AO rating.
lol

I could actually see Jack Thompson hoping on this issue, then spicing it up by saying that it comes with nude dog skins. rofl

Posted by Tarious at August 30, 2005 05:16 PM

holy crap!!!!!!!!!! in a E rated game what is the gaming world coming to. Well wow.

Posted by xcoldcloudx at August 30, 2005 06:18 PM

Obviously I can't prove it, but I did witness in the game one dog mount another dog in a similiar manner. It was not in the home environment however, it was during one of the scenes where your dog meets another dog during a walk. The two dogs had stopped barking at each other, and was actually the first time I got the message that my dog was feeling good after meeting the other one (as opposed to my dog getting stomped by the other one, and getting told that he didn't like the other dog much.)

This occurred between two male dogs, the dachshund version. It was my Beagle that was on the bottom, and a golden-haired dog named Butters that climbed on top. To put it as cleanly as I can, there were no sexual-appearing motions involved aside from one dog on top of the other.

It did not look like the picture above. Butters is much bigger than my Beagle and was pretty much resting on the entire length of his back. I haven't seen it since, despite playing the game regularly. I don't know if it was something physics related that occured as an accident, if it was meant to be innocent shenanigans by the dogs as part of playing, or if it was intentionally sexual. I really doubt it was intentionally sexual since we're talking about a game overseen by the same guy who made Nintendo a family-friendly company with games like Mario and The Legend of Zelda.

Posted by neo_aa at September 4, 2005 01:36 AM

Bow wow wow yippi yi yippi aye... Snoop Dawg is definitely in the house! :P

Posted by Ryan Allen at September 5, 2005 12:24 AM

How do i make my nintendogs hump i want babies lol but how do i make them have it

Posted by courtney at November 6, 2005 09:29 PM

my dogs were humping in reall life and on the game they had puppies

Posted by alycia at January 6, 2006 02:33 PM

Ok you people are weird... I can't belive this would actually happen in this Game... I'm 13 and I do not like seeing stuff like this... Geez, Someone Censor it! O_o

Posted by Sarina at January 18, 2006 01:27 PM

i dont know if i have seen my dog hum p the other but today i thought i seen the girl hump the boy but i know which one i which because i had the girl first and i gave her yell bows and my 2 golde retrevers dont like to be away from each other i was trying to teach my dog roxy to lie down and then she would want to go next to my other dog ace so i dont know what is up but i dont care whats in the game but i want my dogs to have pupies just for the fun of it becase i think its ok but it should stay a e rated game cause if thats what the wanted it to be thats what they wanted but if it was my game i wouldnt care if it humps but i would like to see that so they can have puppies! but it ok nothing to be mad about its not much of a deal they are going to learn about it any way.

Posted by anounomous at January 19, 2006 07:37 PM

This is true i was mad when I saw it but my boy shiba inu was humping my girl siberin husky

Posted by kagome at January 31, 2006 05:28 PM

You know, in real life, puppies DO hump eachother all the time. But it's not sexual, it's just how they establish who the dominant dog is, they dont have intercourse its just a dog thing. Granted kids don't understand that. :shrug:

Posted by Kyo at February 8, 2006 12:16 AM

My german shepherd was humping my chihuahua. the did some sexual movements to and whenever i play they have sex

Posted by Courtney at February 9, 2006 01:41 PM

THIS IS NOT COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by Zondie at February 11, 2006 06:26 PM

how do u get them 2 have sex ?

Posted by claudia at February 14, 2006 02:45 PM

wow how do i that i want to look at i want that my dogs do it the same but how do i that then :(
!!

Posted by DJ THUNDER at February 19, 2006 08:13 AM

R U KIDDING WITH ME

Posted by azn-dragon at March 14, 2006 08:34 PM

Just yesterday (4/14/06) im 11 and was at my grandmas house.
She wanted me to get her coffee i said sure whatever.I told her to watch my nintendogs. As soon as i left the room she said my german shepards were humping.I came in there and oh my god it looks like the picture above but with a black german shepard and a brown one. I swear i was so amazed i fainted.


:P

Posted by Im a Horse Lover at April 15, 2006 08:44 AM

I Have real dogs at home there tea cup chihuahuas ricco my blonde one humps sweetpea my black one all the time.It looks like that when i was little i saw them doin that isaid dad what are hey doing?.He said one (on the bottom)is sick and the other one (on top) is pushing her to the hospital.

:P remember im 11 and was 4 at that time)

Posted by Im a Horse Lover at April 15, 2006 09:44 AM

well, ive had my DS since chistmas, and i havent seen nething like that b4...but i really think theres somethin goin on with my husky and shiba inu!

Posted by Sakura Star <3 at May 14, 2006 06:41 PM

i think this is a bad example 4 kids but this stuff does happen. im 11 and my dog jake has a stuffed dog that he humps and his thing comes out and it is sooo grosss. this person who created this is crazy?

Posted by i love dogs at June 4, 2006 12:35 AM

how did you get your dogs to do that??? so did they have puppies??? j/w

Posted by allie at June 21, 2006 01:43 AM

Okay first of all, this is sick and wrong.
Second of all, you can totally tell that pictures been photoshopped, because a: the clock never appears on the bottom screen and b: whenever you can see your puppies in the bottom screen, theres a supplies button and a go back button in the top left corner
And third of all, i'll say it again this is really really really sick and really really really wrong

Posted by choconilla at July 12, 2006 12:38 AM

ive never seen this but i think there is something between my huskies. i really want them to have pups as long as they dont show them humping.

Posted by astrawolf at August 22, 2006 04:52 PM

choconilla are you sure it hasnt been taken from the top screen?

Posted by astrawolf at August 22, 2006 04:54 PM

What! Thats sick But how did they do that deos that meen they're going to have puppies or sumthing

Posted by Katy at September 6, 2006 01:27 PM

well, i have intendogs and i thought i saw my golden retriever and beagle humping and then a month or two weeks later i had 5 dogs!

Posted by Mary at September 16, 2006 04:02 PM

Wow i wanna see that the luckey little dogs geting screwed. I heard the nintendogs get stabbed.ACTION PACKED YIP YIP YIPPEE

Posted by Jesse New at November 16, 2006 11:48 PM